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J.J. Watt "pretend" marries 6 year old girl for the day.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon...r-old/1879937/
While the city of Houston was gearing up for the Texans' divisional playoff game against the New England Patriots, one six-year-old wasn't feeling the excitement. She was in tears. In a video posted to YouTube, the young girl is crying because she's not 25 years old. Her mother asks why. It was simple, really: The girl says if she were 25, she'd be able to marry Texans defensive star J.J. Watt. (He's like renting a car in that way.) The clip, and all of the crocodile tears held within, is fantastic: Watt found out about the clip and asked his Facebook followers for help in finding the family. "We have to find her and turn those tears into a smile, he wrote." The power of social media made it happen, and this week Watt "proposed" to six-year-old Breanna. "Thanks to your help, we found 6-year-old Breanna and she said yes to being my pretend wife for the day," he posted on Wednesday. He has the pictures to prove it. It's a great story and one that will make Watt more popular with all genders and age groups. And, Breanna? I've been there before, girl. The difference is, I never got to marry Belinda Carlisle, not even for a day. |
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Pretend marrying a 6 year old makes him Manti Ped'o
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You sound bitter. Did she steal your man?
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And that one gets a pos rep!
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is she a made up 6 year old or a real live doll
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Six year olds, dude.
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Bring me Geno.
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If you were married to JJ Watt, you'd save a hell of a lot on a home security system. Imagine breaking into a house and seeing that ****ing guy stampeding at you from a dark hallway.
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She still might be bigger than Tamba Hali's girlfriend.
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