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Old 01-31-2013, 12:52 PM  
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J.J. Watt "pretend" marries 6 year old girl for the day.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon...r-old/1879937/

While the city of Houston was gearing up for the Texans' divisional playoff game against the New England Patriots, one six-year-old wasn't feeling the excitement. She was in tears.

In a video posted to YouTube, the young girl is crying because she's not 25 years old. Her mother asks why. It was simple, really: The girl says if she were 25, she'd be able to marry Texans defensive star J.J. Watt. (He's like renting a car in that way.)

The clip, and all of the crocodile tears held within, is fantastic:



Watt found out about the clip and asked his Facebook followers for help in finding the family. "We have to find her and turn those tears into a smile, he wrote."

The power of social media made it happen, and this week Watt "proposed" to six-year-old Breanna.

"Thanks to your help, we found 6-year-old Breanna and she said yes to being my pretend wife for the day," he posted on Wednesday.

He has the pictures to prove it.

It's a great story and one that will make Watt more popular with all genders and age groups.

And, Breanna? I've been there before, girl. The difference is, I never got to marry Belinda Carlisle, not even for a day.
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:55 PM   #2
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There's a certain inherent creepiness factor about a 25 year old play marrying a 6 year old.
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:56 PM   #3
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There's a certain inherent creepiness factor about a 25 year old play marrying a 6 year old.
The whole thing was public. Your statement is a glimpse into YOUR mind, not his.
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:58 PM   #4
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(caveat: I didn't actually read any of the story; I was just being perverse)
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:58 PM   #5
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I'm not going to lie, I'm sitting here doing a Mr. Burns with my hands awaiting in glee for Keg's response.
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:59 PM   #6
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Aaaaaaaaaaand, let down. I should've known he couldn't be trolled.
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Old 01-31-2013, 01:00 PM   #8
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Pretty cool of Watt. It would be funny if he married her IRL in 20 years.
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Aaaaaaaaaaand, let down. I should've known he couldn't be trolled.
Thanks for playing, have a mentos.
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Pretty cool of Watt. It would be funny if he married her IRL in 20 years.
He'll have her "oops child" after being happily married with 4 children.
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Old 01-31-2013, 01:01 PM   #11
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Thanks for playing, have a mentos.
JJ Watt is the freshmaker!
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JJ Watt is the freshmaker!
There's a joke about the girl sitting on his lap and JJ has a roll of mentos in his pocket that I'm not making right now.
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JJ Watt could have any woman he wants and he chooses her? Sickening....
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JJ Watt could have any woman he wants and he chooses her? Sickening....
He's eaten burritos bigger than her.
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