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My apartment's about to get smarter
Sweet! Now I can be even lazier (which is hard to do in a studio apartment). The property management company of the apartment complex I live in have been making "smart" apartments. The 2BR apartments across the breezeway from me already are. Or at least they all have keypad locks on the doors. Anyway, they contacted me to see if I was interested in paying a few dollars more per month in rent in order to get some really cool stuff. Hell yeah!
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07-16-2013, 02:51 PM | #16 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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"Do you believe in casual sex luv?" /apartment
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07-16-2013, 02:56 PM | #17 |
MY LITTLE #15
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07-16-2013, 02:57 PM | #18 |
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07-16-2013, 04:14 PM | #19 |
Fish are scared of me
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07-16-2013, 05:22 PM | #20 |
Quit your bullshit
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No. But for a few bucks extra, you can get an app that will let you turn their music down remotely.
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07-16-2013, 05:52 PM | #21 |
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Just ignore that touchscreen in your bathroom. Honestly, it doesn't have a 914 megapixel camera hidden in it and your pictures won't show up on the XXX amateur boobtube site.
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07-16-2013, 06:27 PM | #23 |
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And here I thought she meant she was boning a doctor or something. Fail thread.
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07-16-2013, 06:38 PM | #24 |
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I noticed you unlocked the door at 6am and started the coffee pot at 615am
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07-16-2013, 10:39 PM | #25 |
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For the sake of the maintenance guys at your complex I hope they have an agreement with a subcontractor to take care of this crap when it inevitably starts ****ing up.
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07-17-2013, 12:12 AM | #26 |
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FYP
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07-17-2013, 12:29 AM | #27 |
You Sweetie!
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07-17-2013, 01:40 AM | #28 |
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07-17-2013, 01:40 PM | #29 |
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It's Springfield right?
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07-17-2013, 03:12 PM | #30 |
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I thought she was getting a dog.
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