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Which one of you dirt bags got busted for rape by my house?
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07-10-2013, 02:13 PM | #2 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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Well, if he was shopping in a Radio Shack, he had to be desperate....
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07-10-2013, 02:14 PM | #3 |
Ain't no relax!
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He sounds like a charming and productive member of society...
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07-10-2013, 02:19 PM | #4 |
Quit your bullshit
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I didn't get busted.
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07-10-2013, 02:21 PM | #5 |
Quit your bullshit
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I'm kind of surprised they were still able to identify him after he changed pants, though. How did they recognize him?
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07-10-2013, 02:23 PM | #6 |
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07-10-2013, 02:30 PM | #7 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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To not get caught, the key is to steal the item with no pants on & then quickly get into pants.
They will be looking for some schmuck without pants. TA DA
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07-10-2013, 02:34 PM | #8 |
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Steal a higher quality than Samsung, idiot.
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07-10-2013, 02:42 PM | #9 |
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Hmmm...How did the clerk make a citizens arrest if they brought him back to the store to identify him? Glad they caught this punk.
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07-10-2013, 03:01 PM | #11 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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If the pants don't fit must aquit.
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07-10-2013, 03:26 PM | #12 |
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Lawrence Taylor Jr.?
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07-10-2013, 03:33 PM | #13 |
My name...is Horace!
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What's with the rope on top of his head? Is that what the employee used to make a citizens arrest? Did he throw some sort of net on him?
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07-10-2013, 03:36 PM | #14 |
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Don't be That Guy.
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07-10-2013, 03:37 PM | #15 |
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I just got a Samsung Galaxy Note II. But...it wasn't me.
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