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03-19-2013, 02:02 PM | #2 |
Molôn Labé
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Typical pothead excuse..
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03-19-2013, 02:03 PM | #3 |
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Not having a drug test this time. Possible kidney infection.
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03-19-2013, 02:03 PM | #4 |
Supporter
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After nearly 23 years of drug tests in the Army, I think I could piss on command on live television if required.
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03-19-2013, 02:03 PM | #5 |
Molôn Labé
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03-19-2013, 02:04 PM | #6 |
Molôn Labé
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03-19-2013, 02:05 PM | #7 |
Cheat Death
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Kid needs more water.
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03-19-2013, 02:05 PM | #8 |
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Sometimes if someone walks into the restroom when I am at the urinal it takes me longer than usual to get started, but it doesn't stop be entirely. But that could just be my ADD distracting me.
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03-19-2013, 02:16 PM | #9 |
Mahomes Fanboi
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Yeah, same thing for me. I typically have to flush the urinal and hear that big "whoooosh" sound for my bladder to grasp the concept of release.
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03-19-2013, 02:17 PM | #10 |
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I chugged 2 20oz bottles in the last hour. I've always had this problem unless I'm drunk. I have to go use the restroom in the opposite end of the house if my girlfriend is over. Public restrooms are not possible at all unless it's a private single stall with a lockable door. Even then if I know someone is waiting for me it's not happening.
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03-19-2013, 02:19 PM | #11 |
I BRAUGHT THE BOOZE
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This is hella racist
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03-19-2013, 02:19 PM | #12 |
Molôn Labé
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You gotta put your hand up high on the wall and then there are no problems
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03-19-2013, 02:20 PM | #13 |
King Sandbagger
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Geez, just pee dude. Do you have some kind of weird hangup about standard bodily functions? It's not like they're asking you to masturbate in front of everyone.
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03-19-2013, 02:20 PM | #14 |
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I get a kick out of banging on the bathroom door while someone is taking a piss. You can hear it cut off mid stream every time. It scares the shit out of them
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I BRAUGHT THE BOOZE
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