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Masturbating during job interview?
Anyone ever done it?
FEBRUARY 13, 2013 Willie Merriweather Brought "Little Willie" To The Job Interview - Jailed After He Was Allegedly Caught Masturbating During Employment Interview Aiken, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Willie Merriweather, a 53-year-old South Carolina man, was jailed Monday after he allegedly masturbated during an interview at a local staffing agency. According to the Aiken Department of Public Safety, Merriweather reportedly entered the staffing agency and was seated for an interview when the incident took place. The interviewer told detectives that she was gathering personal information about the applicant, such as his name and date of birth, when she looked down and noticed that his penis was fully exposed and in his hand. When the woman confronted Merriweather about his exposed penis and ordered him out of the building, Merriweather tried to argue that "it fell out." http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2013/02...ht-little.html |
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03-02-2013, 02:43 PM | #31 |
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He didn't beat around the bush.
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03-02-2013, 02:45 PM | #32 |
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03-02-2013, 02:49 PM | #33 |
Fish are scared of me
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My last employer told me I was a jerk off . I just don't understand why ?
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03-02-2013, 02:51 PM | #34 |
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Interview question: Do you have any weaknesses...............?
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03-02-2013, 02:53 PM | #35 |
Ain't no relax!
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Mine falls out all the time too....
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03-02-2013, 02:54 PM | #36 |
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03-02-2013, 03:24 PM | #37 |
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He thought he was going to nail that interview.
He was out to prove he would be stiff competition for his fellow employees. |
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03-02-2013, 03:47 PM | #38 |
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Bad thing about it, she never saw it coming.
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03-02-2013, 03:51 PM | #39 |
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I'm willing to bet he was trying to recreate a porno scene.
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03-02-2013, 03:55 PM | #40 |
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this is a real feel good story
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03-02-2013, 04:00 PM | #41 |
Better to burn out...
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Sweet Dick Willie!
Keep in the pants until you get the job next time! |
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03-02-2013, 04:06 PM | #42 |
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I interview a lot of people and until the final interviews for a senior engineer I don't see them F2F, most of it's done on the phone. Now I'm wondering how many are jacking off on the other end of the phone! And i have a few who I think might very well have! ****ers! now I'm going to ask!
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03-02-2013, 04:42 PM | #43 |
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Tough break for "Hand Job". /PVT Cowboy
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03-02-2013, 04:43 PM | #44 |
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Do it at every interview. Never had a job in my life.
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03-02-2013, 04:50 PM | #45 |
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It was all a misunderstanding. He bought a book about doing a good job interview and it said to show that you're excited about the job.
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