Chiefs Late Night Bullshit: Leon Sandcastle jokes aren't funny - Page 4

SNR · 02-14-2013, 12:07 AM

When I first saw that Super Bowl commercial it got one chuckle out of me. Two at the max. And that's mostly because I was laughing that they included the Chiefs in a Super Bowl commercial.

The joke has no premise and doesn't make any sense.

1. Deion Sanders is older than Methuselah. How the **** is he running that fast in the commercials?

2. A draft prospect from unknown origins who wows scouts at the combine usually only gets him considered in the middle rounds. #1 overall?

3. When was the last CB taken #1 overall? With rookie Deion Sanders' physical abilities or otherwise? Let alone a 73-year old Deion Sanders, which is what teams would be getting in this Leon Sandcastle scenario.

The humor of it all is a play on Deion's name. That's it. That's the entire joke's premise. Leon Sandcastle. Ha. Funny for a commercial, sure.

Since then it's been joked about in all media forms, especially in KC circles. TV, radio, internet. BJ Kissel actually did a deadpan preview on Leon Sandcastle in his SB Nation video. What the ****, BJ? You're better than this, dude.

It's been a number of days since the Super Bowl. Leon Sandcastle jokes haven't died down, but they stopped being funny a long time ago. This is the kind of brainless diarrhea that gets passed as mainstream humor in American society today. People who think Leon Sandcastle jokes are still funny are responsible for Two Broke Girls and Seth MacFarlane's 86th cartoon spinoff on TV. Keep chuckling at this garbage like a bunch of shit-chucking apes and it's Idiocracy before you ****ing know it.

Spott · 02-14-2013, 03:15 PM

I never saw the commercial or the game itself. What was the commercial for?

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-15-2013, 12:22 PM

Just wanted to drop this for you here, brutha.

http://sandcastle.chiefscard.com/?logout=true

WhiteWhale · 02-15-2013, 12:25 PM

Some folks will bitch about anything....

tony77 · 02-15-2013, 12:36 PM

Agreed its not funny. Just another example of deion sanders low class self to poke fun at anything. When he showed no team loyality at all when he played. All he did was followed the cash.

**DaFace** · 03-02-2013, 11:29 PM

So...anybody want a jersey...?

http://shop.kcchiefs.com/Leon-Sandca...701797_PD.html

**Bugeater** · 03-02-2013, 11:33 PM

IT'S NOT FUNNY GODDAMNIT

(oh, and ban4bump)

**bevischief** · 03-02-2013, 11:38 PM

It would be better than a Cassel jersey...

**J Diddy** · 03-03-2013, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony77

Agreed its not funny. Just another example of deion sanders low class self to poke fun at anything. When he showed no team loyality at all when he played. All he did was followed the cash.

Judging by the fact that you have your rep turned off, I assume I'm not the only one who thinks you're a dumb shit.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-03-2013, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace

So...anybody want a jersey...?

http://shop.kcchiefs.com/Leon-Sandca...701797_PD.html

Id probably rather have Leon than whomever the Chiefs actually pick.
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something cooler · 03-03-2013, 12:31 AM

I'm getting a daface Jersey.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-03-2013, 12:53 AM

You know what's REALLY not funny? Pretty much everything the dog-assed Chiefs have done since Stram left town.
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something cooler · 03-03-2013, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Dick Willie

You know what's REALLY not funny? Pretty much everything the dog-assed Chiefs have done since Stram left town.
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Lay off my ****ing team, man.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-03-2013, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo

Lay off my ****ing team, man.

Reality is a mother****er, ain't it?
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something cooler · 03-03-2013, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Dick Willie

Reality is a mother****er, ain't it?
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honestly I don't care about rooting for a loser, I'm a loser and pretty much everybody I know are losers. I do very loserish things and I **** fat girls. also a looser music and watch loser movies. anytime my friends make me jump on a video game at their house, I lose.

So go chiefs!

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-03-2013, 10:23 AM

lol.
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02-14-2013, 12:07 AM
SNR You're all I have left, Copper Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $4527747	Late Night Bullshit: Leon Sandcastle jokes aren't funny When I first saw that Super Bowl commercial it got one chuckle out of me. Two at the max. And that's mostly because I was laughing that they included the Chiefs in a Super Bowl commercial. The joke has no premise and doesn't make any sense. 1. Deion Sanders is older than Methuselah. How the ** is he running that fast in the commercials? 2. A draft prospect from unknown origins who wows scouts at the combine usually only gets him considered in the middle rounds. #1 overall? 3. When was the last CB taken #1 overall? With rookie Deion Sanders' physical abilities or otherwise? Let alone a 73-year old Deion Sanders, which is what teams would be getting in this Leon Sandcastle scenario. The humor of it all is a play on Deion's name. That's it. That's the entire joke's premise. Leon Sandcastle. Ha. Funny for a commercial, sure. Since then it's been joked about in all media forms, especially in KC circles. TV, radio, internet. BJ Kissel actually did a deadpan preview on Leon Sandcastle in his SB Nation video. What the , BJ? You're better than this, dude. It's been a number of days since the Super Bowl. Leon Sandcastle jokes haven't died down, but they stopped being funny a long time ago. This is the kind of brainless diarrhea that gets passed as mainstream humor in American society today. People who think Leon Sandcastle jokes are still funny are responsible for Two Broke Girls and Seth MacFarlane's 86th cartoon spinoff on TV. Keep chuckling at this garbage like a bunch of shit-chucking apes and it's Idiocracy before you **ing know it.
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02-14-2013, 03:15 PM	#46
Spott I ♥ Boobs Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Orange Park, FL Casino cash: $45509	I never saw the commercial or the game itself. What was the commercial for?
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02-15-2013, 12:22 PM	#47
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02-15-2013, 12:36 PM	#49
tony77 Starter Join Date: Jan 2013 Casino cash: $3624	Agreed its not funny. Just another example of deion sanders low class self to poke fun at anything. When he showed no team loyality at all when he played. All he did was followed the cash.
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03-02-2013, 11:29 PM	#50
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03-02-2013, 11:33 PM	#51
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