Would you want to own/drive it?

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if someone wanted to give me that and said they would pay for any repairs and the insurance and taxes than I'd be down.

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Originally Posted by Bump

if someone wanted to give me that and said they would pay for any repairs and the insurance and taxes than I'd be down.

We Planeteers need to join forces on a billion dollar enterprise so we can all stop complaining and afford nice things like this, Mr. Bump.

There's nothing like driving an uber-expensive automobile. People stare at you at stop lights, the gas station, the bank drive-thru, everywhere. Plus, there's an additional, fabulously fantastical benefit. When you pull into a restaurant/bar/whatever, you can park pretty much wherever the hell you want ... like right in front and nobody cares. Then (if people see you drive up), when you enter the restaurant/bar/whatever, you can pick up pretty much any unattached girl in the place without even making much of an attempt. And the bonus is, it doesn't matter if you're ugly as a dogfaced monkey. An uber-expensive automobile is akin to magic.

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