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MVP
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
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tits or gtfo
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Baba Ganoush
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $2615047
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So what I gathered from your story is that you're a spitter and not a swallower.
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I like 'em mustard & biscuits
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Hill
Casino cash: $10011076
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My wife doesn't have piss on her....so that just wouldn't work on her.
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Join Date: Sep 2000
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squiter
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stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $10004900
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Blame Pioli
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Fantastic Planeteer
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Champaign, IL
Casino cash: $10006721
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Almost killing yourself with one glass of booze is a good way to scare her for sure.
Drinking 10 more of them is the better way to piss her off. Best way though...dutch oven the morning after those drinks. |
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Mahomes Dynasty
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Parts Unknown
Casino cash: $7972254
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So you almost drowned choking on whiskey? LOL
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Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dante's Ninth Circle
Casino cash: $2260588
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Dutch oven always wins big points in the bedroom.
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Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
Casino cash: $1749822
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Next time, lean forward to keep any more from being drawn down the wind pipe & cough through your nose. Either that or sacrifice the drink and spit in the cup.
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Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: St. Louis :(
Casino cash: $9989900
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I don't know why I opened this thread. There are a lot of things I lack in life, but finding ways to piss off my wife is not one of them.
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Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
Casino cash: $1210477
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Damn, that was funny , I almost choked on my ****ing beer!
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Austin,TX
Casino cash: $5017505
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So your like George Bush only without the pretzel.
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