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If you were drafted into the Chiefsplanet army...
I have a list of 177 careers in the U.S. army, taken from this site: http://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jo...iation#results
You have now been drafted into the Chiefsplanet army. Report to this thread and I will randomly assign you a career. As background, I have no idea how many people work in each of these careers, so I made a complete guess. For example, I know infantry is going to be the biggest, but I don't know how may people are dental specialists or radar repairers. So I guessed, making sure that no field is less than 0.1 percent. This may make the army band bigger than normal, but I'm not really worried about it. So...ten-HUT, soldiers! Show up and get your duty rosters! |
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04-16-2012, 04:26 PM | #226 | |
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Anywho, your job will be to make sure people don't lose their lunch whilst engaging in such combat, for you are a ... Food Service Specialist (See earlier description.)
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04-16-2012, 04:33 PM | #227 |
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Yo Rain Man, I can't get into my local community college so my Mom said I should Go Green. What do you have or me dude, err Sir!
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04-16-2012, 04:43 PM | #228 |
Bazinga!
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That does sound important.
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04-16-2012, 04:46 PM | #229 |
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Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
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04-16-2012, 04:50 PM | #230 |
Thats Right, Sniff the Glue!!!
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Reporting for duty.
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04-16-2012, 04:51 PM | #231 |
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Does this set me up for a post-Army career as a stay at home dad!?!? Yahtzee!!
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04-16-2012, 04:55 PM | #232 |
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I would like to do my part to fight the good fight. When do we march on Denver?
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04-16-2012, 05:24 PM | #233 | |
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Human Intelligence Collector OVERVIEW The human intelligence collector is responsible for information collection operations. They provide Army personnel with information about the enemy force’s strengths, weaknesses and potential battle areas. JOB DUTIES Screen human intelligence sources and documents Debrief and interrogate human intelligence sources Participate in human intelligence operations Analyze and prepare intelligence reports REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for a human intelligence collector requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 20 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field. Some of the skills you’ll learn are: Screenings, debriefings and interrogations Preparing maps and charts Human Intelligence analysis Using computer systems HELPFUL SKILLS Foreign languages Interest in reading maps and charts Gathering information and studying its meaning Ability to think, speak and write clearly An outgoing personality COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career in research, business planning and even government agencies such as the Central Intelligence Agency.
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Human Resources Information System Management Specialist OVERVIEW The human resource information system management specialist operates and manages the information systems for field personnel, keeping all information on the Army and its Soldiers and officers very organized and properly documented. JOB DUTIES Receive, review, analyze, process, distribute and maintain personnel information files and supporting documentation Prepare update cycle control documents and input and transmits to servicing data processing facility Monitor performance of systems users Identify problems and discrepancies REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for a human resources information system management specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and eight weeks of Advanced Individual Training with classroom instruction. HELPFUL SKILLS Aptitude for speech, business administration and typing Follow detailed procedures and instructions Communicate and write clear instructions or correspondence Ability to work closely with others COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with any business that requires personnel or human resources experience. The payroll, timekeeping and human resources departments of most companies require the kinds of skills that you’ll acquire as a human resources information system management specialist.
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It's one of the more versatile army careers.
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You'll get to catch the guys running from Kurt's platoon, because you are in the ... Military Police OVERVIEW Military police protect the lives and property on Army installations by enforcing military laws and regulations. They also control traffic, prevent crime and respond to all emergencies. JOB DUTIES Law enforcement patrols Interview witnesses, victims and suspects in investigations Crime scene security and processing Arrest and charge criminal suspects REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for military police requires 20 weeks of One Station Unit Training and on-the-job instruction in police methods. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field. Some of the skills you’ll learn are: Basic warrior skills and use of firearms Military/civil laws and jurisdiction Investigating and collecting evidence Traffic and crowd control Arrest and restraint of suspects HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in law enforcement Ability to make quick decisions Remain calm under heavy duress Ability to interact well with people COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with federal, state and local law enforcement.
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Oh no, you don't. Not before you get those update cycle control documents inputted and transmitted to the servicing data processing facility.
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04-16-2012, 05:38 PM | #240 |
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Can I transfer to the Air Force?
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