Small things in life that gravel your ass

[Bwana]

What are some things in life that are really not that big of a deal in the big picture, but just piss you off?

My example of the day:

The dogs were barking at something today out in the alley, so I went outside to find out what the hell was going on. Some Slippery Larry contractor was back there unloading a bunch of shit into my city garbage container.

Me: Hey there strokestick, are you my new neighbor or something?

Slippery Larry: No

Me: Yeah, I knew that, then why are you dumping your crap out into my garbage container? I have plans to clean out the garage and am going to need the space.

Slippery Larry: I don't know.

Me: Do you live in a house, do YOU have a garbage container?

Slippery Larry: Yes, but it's full, so I'm dumping it in here.

Me: No, no you're not, try the city dump. Don't let me ever catch you back here pulling the bullshit again, or we are going to have a big problem.

At that point, he high tailed it out of there.

Like I said, it wasn't like the guy was back there trying to break into my shop, but it rubbed me the wrong way.

Originally Posted by DTHOF

When people go to the end of a closed driving lane and expect you to let them in when you waited and merged as you were supposed to 1000 or more feet back.

I dare you to try to stop me from merging.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Not really in either case. Who doesn't like a little control or power but neither are anything that define me.

You literally look down on people minding their own ****ing business in traffic.

[DTHOF]

I have in the past and got a dent in my truck then my buddy got some arrested after snapping off his blinker and beating him with it. Of course that was a long time ago but still a great memory other than my buddy getting arrested.

Originally Posted by Claytex

You literally look down on people minding their own ****ing business in traffic.

I acknowledge I'm not the only person on the road. I extend the courtesy I expect to people I expect it from. It's not like you're ever gonna catch me in the RH turn lane going straight with other open lanes. That's never going to happen. It's not hard to understand that there is probably going to be somebody who wishes to turn right behind you. Get out of the way. Not hard.

Originally Posted by DTHOF

I have in the past and got a dent in my truck then my buddy got some arrested after snapping off his blinker and beating him with it. Of course that was a long time ago but still a great memory other than my buddy getting arrested.

I'll let you in. I guarantee you're going to let me in as well.

[Hammock Parties]

None of your business to decide what lane anyone else should be in. Perhaps they have a turn coming up they don't want to miss. You are out of control.

Originally Posted by Claytex

None of your business to decide what lane anyone else should be in. Perhaps they have a turn coming up they don't want to miss. You are out of control.

Not really. We're talking about common courtesy here. I don't expect you to comprehend in the slightest.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Not really. We're talking about common courtesy here. I don't expect you to comprehend in the slightest.

Absolutely unbelievable. Another disgusting example of you attempting to impose your ill-gotten values on everyone and everything around you. I praise jesus that you never went into law enforcement. You'd be like CrazyCoffee with a god complex.

Originally Posted by Claytex

Absolutely unbelievable. Another disgusting example of you attempting to impose your ill-gotten values on everyone and everything around you. I praise jesus that you never went into law enforcement. You'd be like CrazyCoffee with a god complex.

If you think that having common courtesy and expecting similar in return is a deplorable quality then I really have zero hope for you.

In any case, as a courtesy to others, I'm done sullying multiple threads in useless banter with you tonight.

[Hammock Parties]

You know what's a deplorable quality? Thinking you have any right to tell complete strangers how to behave. You should run for office and try to enforce your ill-gotten views a little harder. I'd vote for you, just to say I did.

[SLAG]

When I get off work driving home .. There are two left turn lanes at this light...

I get in the right of the two lanes as right after I turn leftI am going to turn right at the very next light.

Everytime People fill up the left lane... then try to cut over 3 lanes to get to the right lane to make the turn at the light.....

Originally Posted by SLAG

When I get off work driving home .. There are two left turn lanes at this light...

I get in the right of the two lanes as right after I turn leftI am going to turn right at the very next light.

Everytime People fill up the left lane... then try to cut over 3 lanes to get to the right lane to make the turn at the light.....

How dare you, egomaniac!

[SLAG]

Originally Posted by Phobia

How dare you, egomaniac!

My head is almost as fat as yours

[scho63]

Originally Posted by beer me

People who always have to talk louder than everyone else because they think everything they say is sooooo interesting... especially when you're on the phone and can't hear who you're talking to over them

That's one of mine as well PLUS....

People who drive slow in the left lane

People who step off the curb while texting or wheel their shopping cart straight into the drive area in front of my car without stopping or looking first

People who walk the full length down the center of a parking lot preventing any car from passing them

When someone has a large amount of groceries and when they get to pay, need to go through a 10 minute routine of opening and routing around for payment, finding the EXACT change, make sure every coupon is submitted, challenge a few items, and take forever to get the fuck out of the way!

Ordering food or dealing with customer service and have to repeat myself 10 times because the jerkoff I'm dealing with doesn't speak English!

Bartenders or waitresses who don't know how to ask if I need another drink and make me beg to get service.

People who take up two parking spots

[scho63]

Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief

I get aggravated by the following things:
6. People at the airport that try to board the plane before it's their turn. We're all getting on the plane, people.

A bunch a self-centered assholes! They make the whole process a clusterfuck