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06-30-2011, 10:00 AM | #31 |
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Now, just anybody can sing "Happy Birthday" on your birthday. So instead, I'm going to sing a little song my wife taught me that she learned when she was in the Kansas State marching band. We usually only sing this as we cross the Kansas River. But since it's your birthday and all, I'll sing it for you.
Usually it takes two people. One person sings, one person "bawks" like a chicken. Here we go, hope you enjoy it: High above the stagnant water Under skies so blue (BAWK) There's an old abandoned outhouse That they call K-U (BAWK) Alma Mater, flush the water Let the pipes run true (BAWK) 20,000 whores and F*ggots Down at Old K-U (BAWK) Rock Chalk Chicken Hawk fuck K- YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU. BAWK!!! Happy BD dude! |
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06-30-2011, 10:10 AM | #32 |
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Yea happy belated birthday frazon, hope you had a good one.
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06-30-2011, 12:31 PM | #33 |
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happy b-day and a-day mr. zod!!!!
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06-30-2011, 12:36 PM | #34 |
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Yeah, yeah...
I suppose I'll wish the guy a Happy Birthday even though he's a goddamned Tiger. Seriously though, hope it's a good one!
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06-30-2011, 02:17 PM | #35 |
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I don't take anything you say seriously.
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06-30-2011, 02:18 PM | #36 |
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If I wish a person happy bday on FB, do I have to do it here too?
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06-30-2011, 02:28 PM | #37 |
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Accordig to Daface you don't have to do it anywhere.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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06-30-2011, 02:45 PM | #39 |
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Our Anniversary is 3 days before our birthday and my birthday gets lumped in with it. I don't even get two days out of it.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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07-01-2011, 08:19 AM | #40 |
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07-01-2011, 08:20 AM | #41 |
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Happy Birthday!
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07-01-2011, 11:15 AM | #42 |
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07-01-2011, 11:18 AM | #43 |
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07-03-2011, 01:46 AM | #44 |
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Oh shit, I totally missed this. HBBD, Fraz; you are the Beaker-Hating wind beneath my wings!
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07-03-2011, 03:59 AM | #45 |
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