Life Curtis got slapped! - Page 11

Hammock Parties · 11-12-2010, 05:06 AM

Short version: Crazy black mother goes apeshit and makes ludicrous list of demands after her son gets slapped by a teacher. Notable demands - 250 grand, trips to disney world, season tickets to shit.

Long version:

http://curtisgotslapped.com/Home.html

Click on "40 page letter."

The letter is missing.

Here it is.

Personally, I think he deserved to be slapped with cheeks like that. I mean, how could you not want to slap those cheeks?

Then, the demands.

blaise · 11-12-2010, 03:59 PM

Dear Miss Bowen- if you happen to read this while googling your child's name or your name, please understand that you are a moron and your child will most likely grow up to be a whiny fat dork.

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 11-12-2010, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise

Dear Miss Bowen- if you happen to read this while googling your child's name or your name, please understand that you are a moron and your child will most likely grow up to be ~~a whiny fat dork.~~Jason Whitlock

FYP

11-12-2010, 04:04 PM

You morons trying to get this on the front page of google evidently have not been paying attention for the past month.

SnakeXJones · 11-12-2010, 04:06 PM

It's pretty hilarious how the copyright logo is right beside his name everytime it's typed out lol

Dayze · 11-12-2010, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats.

FYP

**Iowanian** · 11-12-2010, 04:48 PM

I don't think she fully understood that the (C) was a copyright symbol.

I'm pretty sure she was attempting to be accurate by referring to both she and her pudgy little pudding dumplin' as C U Next Tuesday.s'

Also, Save my seat, I want to be sitting in the front row when she does a google search and joins in effort to property reprimand you barbarian assholes.

ToxSocks · 11-12-2010, 04:56 PM

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kstater · 11-12-2010, 05:24 PM

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Dante84 · 11-12-2010, 05:26 PM

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Hammock Parties · 11-12-2010, 05:53 PM

Apparently the list of demands totals over 10 million.

**Bugeater** · 11-12-2010, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dante84

Yes; he is.

Now your username is tied to it.

Chief Chief · 11-12-2010, 05:59 PM

I wonder how many single dollar bills I gotta have ready in hand to see the delicate "black mama dance" (top of page 28) that she allegedly knows how to perform.

Dante84 · 11-12-2010, 06:09 PM

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Now your username is tied to it.

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Why does it mention me as an accomplice to Phobia for a rep heist?

**Bugeater** · 11-12-2010, 06:17 PM

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Fatlock

Why does it mention me as an accomplice to Phobia for a rep heist?

That's from the 'mouse over' message on your rep bar, somehow the Google spider picked up on that as well.

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