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03-26-2005, 04:25 AM | #2 |
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"Hey, Wade, I got a mother, you got a mother, the sarge has got a mother. I'm willing to bet that even the Captain's got a mother. Well, maybe not the Captain, but the rest of us have got mothers."
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03-26-2005, 04:37 AM | #3 | |
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Here's a long one. #1: Did you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it? #2: No. #1: Nor do I, really. It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean, one thinks of it like being alive in a box. One keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead, which should make all the difference, shouldn't it? I mean, you'd never know you were in a box, would you? It would be just like you were asleep in a box. Not that I'd like to sleep in a box, mind you. Not without any air. You'd wake up dead for a start, and then where would you be? In a box. That's the bit I don't like, frankly. That's why I don't think of it. Because you'd be helpless, wouldn't you? Stuffed in a box like that. I mean, you'd be in there forever, even taking into account the fact that you're dead. It isn't a pleasant thought. Especially if you're dead, really. Ask yourself, if I asked you straight off, "I'm going to stuff you in this box. Now, would you rather be alive or dead?" naturally, you'd prefer to be alive. Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, "Well, at least I'm not dead. In a minute somebody is going to bang on the lid, and tell me to come out." [bangs on lid] "Hey you! What's your name? Come out of there!" #2: [long pause] I think I'm going to kill you. Last edited by Fire Me Boy!; 03-26-2005 at 04:49 AM.. |
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03-26-2005, 05:07 AM | #4 | |
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No 1: This is pure nonsense. It doesn't prove a thing. No 2: I thought you'd feel that way... You were the only one who could've gotten to that blood. We'll do you last. |
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03-26-2005, 05:12 AM | #5 | ||
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03-26-2005, 05:16 AM | #6 | |
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I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is. |
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03-26-2005, 05:18 AM | #7 | |
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Still, I don't get to go again since I didn't get it without a hint... so, you go. |
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03-26-2005, 05:22 AM | #8 | |
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03-26-2005, 05:23 AM | #9 | |
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03-26-2005, 05:32 AM | #10 | |
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...cause I'm drawin' a blank. I've seen it, years ago I think. I can hear the voice saying those lines but I can't place the flick. Damn. |
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03-26-2005, 05:34 AM | #11 | |
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It's 'The Lady Eve,' another Criterion for you... "I feel sorry for men who don't knit -- they lead empty lives." |
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03-26-2005, 05:43 AM | #12 | |
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"When I was 10 my whole family fucked me under the Christmas tree. As I heard my grandpa shout 'Jingle Balls!' I cried out, 'O Santa, why hast thou forsaken me!'" |
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03-26-2005, 05:49 AM | #13 | |
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03-26-2005, 06:00 AM | #14 | |
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The Wild Bunch No 1: The public sees him as a knight in shining armor. No 2: [Holds up gun] This goes through armor . . . and it goes through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside. |
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03-26-2005, 06:07 AM | #15 | |
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