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04-11-2023, 09:14 PM | #16 |
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Oh there's a reason but I'm too blind to see it, too deaf to hear it, and my body doesn't bend enough for me to find it.
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I had to download a magnifying glass app to read fine print. And buy a set of cheaters to keep in every vehicle. That's the worst part of getting old so far for me. But I'm sure this thread will bring up issues to annoy me that I haven't noticed yet.
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04-11-2023, 09:19 PM | #18 |
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The worst thing about getting old is if you see each other naked the last thing on your mind is sex.
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04-11-2023, 09:21 PM | #19 |
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I mowed my yard today. I felt fine when I started, felt fine while I was mowing but 30 minutes after I finished my side suddenly starting hurting like the devil. (Also we cuss a lot. I guess our filters are worn out by now).
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04-11-2023, 09:21 PM | #20 |
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... what's the first thing?
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04-11-2023, 09:23 PM | #22 |
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04-11-2023, 09:23 PM | #23 |
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I hate loud noises at night and especially the 4th of July where the fireworks keep me awake.
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04-11-2023, 09:24 PM | #24 |
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But that's delicious.
With pepper and shaped like a speedo?
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04-11-2023, 09:27 PM | #26 |
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An unexpected downside of aging is that I've effectively seen every movie that can ever be made. There are a finite number of plots and I've seen them all.
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An unexpected upside of aging is that teenagers ignore me.
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04-11-2023, 09:29 PM | #28 |
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I raked a dozen bags of leaves from my mother's house last weekend followed by a long walk with the family, and somehow ended up with a severely inflamed bunion. I feel like an incredible pussy even complaining about it, but the pain over the last few days has been downright unbearable. Do not recommend.
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04-11-2023, 09:29 PM | #29 |
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London, Dangerous Beauty, Domino.
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I turn 40 this week.
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