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Dartgod | 38 | 73.08% | |
threebag02 | 14 | 26.92% | |
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07-15-2018, 11:50 AM | #2 |
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On a side note, I almost had a name spoonerism, and discovered that a great spoof account of Dartgod would be named Dartbag.
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07-15-2018, 11:52 AM | #3 |
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The razor whip sword is difficult to master but he has plenty of time to figure it out.
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07-15-2018, 11:57 AM | #4 |
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This is a very rare situation where diarrhea could actually be used as a weapon.
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07-15-2018, 12:12 PM | #5 |
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Dartgod uses Indian razorwhipon threebag02's parachute, game over.
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07-15-2018, 12:17 PM | #6 |
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That's a good point. Those razor whips have double or triple the reach of a bat as well. Thinking...
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07-15-2018, 12:18 PM | #7 |
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I honestly have no idea.
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07-15-2018, 12:22 PM | #8 |
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gravity wins. everytime.......
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07-15-2018, 12:39 PM | #9 |
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Dartgod in a blowout
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07-15-2018, 02:30 PM | #10 |
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That razor whip will be of no use in freefall. All threebag has to do is deploy his chute immediately. Let Dong hit the swamp first and try and fight off the gators while 3bag floats down and clubs Dong like a baby seal.
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07-15-2018, 02:49 PM | #11 |
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Why couldn’t Dartgod do the same thing?
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07-15-2018, 02:51 PM | #13 |
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They're both gonna get a good view of flapping Asian titties and whistling vaginas, before both contestants ultimately meet their death by swamp gators.
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07-15-2018, 03:44 PM | #14 |
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Dart's cords/chute are destroyed by the Urumi. He free falls to his death. I laugh and shit myself
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07-15-2018, 03:48 PM | #15 |
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The 3bag reaches the swamp first, uses his bat and Bowie knife to fend off the gators until Dart floats in only to get a bat upside his head or a Bowie knife to the gut.
No way a whip beats a bat w/ nails and a Bowie knife loses to a whip.
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