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Woman charged with using a machete to force a man to have sex with her
I would have probably hit that...
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She was just fighting the patriarchy.
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Hot. I would have paid for that.
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lol, I'm sorry, but I just gotta assume that said victim only called police after he had an orgasm, and then he just wanted her to leave...
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I bet the perverted prison warden gives her a machete and offers a big wink.
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I'd be willing to play the "Escaped Convict and the Warden's Husband" game with her. I like a woman who knows what she wants. Wouldn't normally expect that kind of lively pillow talk from a 19 year old. Yum.
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Same chick that wanted her box fixed. Cable box. Forced BJ.
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I wonder if she was actually holding a "giant size dildo" and he just referred to it as "machete" to the cops?
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He's probably lucky he stabbed her before she stabbed him...
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Looking at her picture, it dawned on me that this chick could easily get cast as the lead in a prequel about the landlord from Kingpin.
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This.
He should have already moved. Without knowing any other specifics, I do know THAT much.
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