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Will be “distant friendly”, waving but seldom chatting | 18 | 36.00% | |
Will be a Chiefs fan | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will be a cult | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will be a member of Chiefsplanet | 1 | 2.00% | |
Will be a recluse, never leaving the house | 5 | 10.00% | |
Will be a stoner | 17 | 34.00% | |
Will be a vegan | 10 | 20.00% | |
Will be an avid Broncos fan | 24 | 48.00% | |
Will be retired | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will be swingers who propose wife swapping | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will be the Barney and Betty to my Fried and Wilma and we'll do everything together | 2 | 4.00% | |
Will be very interested in unexplained phenomena like Bigfoot and UFOs | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will be Von Miller | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will be more than 15 years younger than me | 14 | 28.00% | |
Will come into my house unannounced and take food out of my refrigerator | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will contain a registered sex offender (not a teacher who scored with a student) | 9 | 18.00% | |
Will contain a registered sex offender who is a teacher who scored with her student. | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will contain an adult child who never launched | 10 | 20.00% | |
Will eventually hop a freighter to Venezuela with me | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will give out amazing candy at Halloween, like 16 ounce Hershey bars | 4 | 8.00% | |
Will grow large quantities of marijuana in the house | 9 | 18.00% | |
Will hang out on my porch with me, drinking Pibb Xtra and commenting on pedestrians | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will have a constantly barking dog | 13 | 26.00% | |
Will have a Duggar-like family composition | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will have a scorchingly hot college-age daughter | 5 | 10.00% | |
Will have a telescope pointed toward my window | 8 | 16.00% | |
Will have a weird tech job that I can't even make conversation about, so I can only nod when they tell me | 5 | 10.00% | |
Will have awesome Christmas lights | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will have weird and dull hobbies that don’t interest me at all. | 10 | 20.00% | |
Will include an attractive mature woman who does naked yoga | 5 | 10.00% | |
Will include at least one nude sunbather woman | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will invite us onto their yacht for epic adventures | 1 | 2.00% | |
Will let me play with their cat. | 4 | 8.00% | |
Will like my wife, but not me. | 11 | 22.00% | |
Will maintain a world-class yard | 2 | 4.00% | |
Will move out again within two years | 8 | 16.00% | |
Will mow their lawn in Bermuda shorts and sandals with socks | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will never acknowledge my existence | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will not speak English | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will own a loud motorcycle that they rev early in the morning | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will paint their house in zebra stripes or camo | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will put out planters that are made from old tires or barrels | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will regularly bring me delicious homemade pies | 2 | 4.00% | |
Will rent out an AirBnB room | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will restore my faith in humanity with their kindness | 1 | 2.00% | |
Will shovel my walk of snow just to be nice | 1 | 2.00% | |
Will sit on a couch on their porch, wearing a wife beater shirt and glaring at me | 11 | 22.00% | |
Will take issue with our fence placement | 11 | 22.00% | |
I think the house will sit vacant and never be occupied. | 2 | 4.00% | |
I think your neighbors are imaginary and you really live next door to an empty lot. | 4 | 8.00% | |
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05-25-2018, 05:06 PM | #1 | |
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05-25-2018, 05:16 PM | #2 |
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05-25-2018, 05:20 PM | #3 |
Gimme My Berries Back!
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Some people don't like them or the idea of them, because you can't so whatever you want. But keeps the values up and the nuisances down. Tho' I would like a higher roof on my shed. No one can have such things too high above any fences.
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05-25-2018, 05:22 PM | #4 |
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I'm right outside of a HOA. I'm not sure that they'd expand. And I'd have to see all of the regulations before doing anything, but I'd like to use that pool
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