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11-18-2017, 01:58 PM | #2 |
Ultrabanned
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I don't have to. With my 4.3 forty and ability to throw a football 75 yards; the wife is so busy giving me blowjobs every 19 minutes that there's nothing left in the twins to wrench out on my own.
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11-18-2017, 02:00 PM | #3 |
Sarcasm
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4 times a week, all on Saturdays. Just got done.
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11-18-2017, 02:01 PM | #4 |
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11-18-2017, 02:02 PM | #5 |
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11-18-2017, 02:02 PM | #6 |
Spiraling down the Drain
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None. Both my hands have been amputated.
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11-18-2017, 02:22 PM | #7 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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Can't you just cut little flesh pockets in the ends of your arms and **** the stubs? Sort of a low tech bio med fleshlight.
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11-18-2017, 02:23 PM | #8 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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Man. I really am a sick ****, aren't I?
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11-18-2017, 02:25 PM | #9 |
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11-18-2017, 02:25 PM | #10 |
Bring It Home
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Every time the Chiefs win a playoff game.
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11-18-2017, 02:28 PM | #11 |
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Man you've been through some hard times then.
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11-18-2017, 02:34 PM | #12 |
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Anyone use hot sauce as lubricant?
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11-18-2017, 02:35 PM | #13 |
Sarcasm
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11-18-2017, 02:39 PM | #14 |
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11-18-2017, 02:43 PM | #15 |
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noneya
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