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11-03-2016, 03:17 PM | #16 |
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Dear Penthouse,
I never thought this would happen to me....
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11-03-2016, 03:17 PM | #17 |
Shit
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quit being a pussy. own that shit
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11-03-2016, 03:18 PM | #18 |
Mammoth penis
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11-03-2016, 03:19 PM | #19 |
Baba Ganoush
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I once crawled on my hands and knees on a leash. It was awesome
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11-03-2016, 03:19 PM | #20 |
MVP
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11-03-2016, 03:21 PM | #21 |
Kindness in words...
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One mentioned something about "Daddy issues." Another had the words "bloody", "munching" and "pony" used in a single text.
I hope I'm not adversely affected for my date tonight. (Although the last one I was on with this one decided to fill the last date with a story about her gay friend and his proclivities attending sex clubs where guys laid naked and blindfolded on tables... Where are all the nice girls at these days? |
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11-03-2016, 03:22 PM | #22 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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Oh shit. You never let the crazy ones know where you live. Rookie mistake.
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11-03-2016, 03:23 PM | #23 |
Kindness in words...
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Immanentize The Eschaton
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11-03-2016, 03:25 PM | #26 |
In Search of a Life
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Another fake thread. Enjoy!
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Kindness in words...
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11-03-2016, 03:27 PM | #28 |
Mammoth penis
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Next time she's going down on you rip the biggest fart you can in her face. Position your ass so that she actually feels the heat from it. That should get rid of her for good.
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11-03-2016, 03:28 PM | #29 |
Kindness in words...
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11-03-2016, 03:28 PM | #30 |
Shit
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who gets a weed hangover anyway?
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