Birthday Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here. - Page 7

**Rain Man** · 09-12-2016, 03:13 PM

Just for fun, I've been dividing the world up into regions, and just finished last night. I divided the world into 16,789 regions based on states, provinces, communities, islands, arrondissements, or whatever else happened to be handy.

I didn't know what to do with it, so I created a reincarnation simulator. Sign up here and learn about your next life in advance. I'll give you:

Gender: (Male or Female)
Intelligence: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Attractiveness: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Economic Status: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Nation of Future Birth
Region of Future Birth
Population of that Region (which is somewhat useless since the boundaries are generally manmade, but hey, I've got it)

All statuses are relative to the region that you're in, not the world. So if you draw a 50 on economic status and you're born in the Badghis regions of Afghanistan, that means that you're at the median status of Badghis residents.

Sign up below if you're interested in the early release of your next life. I'll do three reincarnations per day, with the goal that we can discuss and decide which of the three has the best future fate awaiting them. Feel free to post pictures, maps, or descriptions of the reincarnated person's life as you see it.

So sign up below and we'll do the first three today.

Methodology: All figures are random. The probability of being born into a particular region is based on the population of that region.

**Rain Man** · 09-13-2016, 03:51 PM

Hmm. I want people to ponder the fates of others, so I don't want to just vomit them all out at once. How about an increase to four?

MagicHef · 09-13-2016, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Hmm. I want people to ponder the fates of others, so I don't want to just vomit them all out at once. How about an increase to four?

I'm still pondering that Brazilian beach.

**Rain Man** · 09-13-2016, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef

I'm still pondering that Brazilian beach.

It was indeed very nice. Perhaps in your next life MisplacedChiefsFan will import you to it to be his servant.

But actually, I was surprised at that beach. I didn't know what that part of Brazil looked like, and kind of assumed that it would be relatively undeveloped and/or poor. It instead looked like a nice and unusual place to vacation.

**Rain Man** · 09-14-2016, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by bricks

Do me as well.

We'll have four reincarnations today, starting with bricks.

Gender Female
Intelligence 77
Appearance 87
Wealth 31
Nation China
Region Chongqing Shi
Population 9,115,900

He'll come back as a quite hot and relatively sharp woman in the outlying areas of Chongquing, China, albeit from a relatively low caste. I'm going to guess that he'll be an attractive farm worker in an outlying town like this:

**Rain Man** · 09-14-2016, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

If I'm a woman, I just hope to have really great boobs.

Life is easier if you have great boobs.

DJ will come back as a hard-working American who overachieves in rural northwestern Pennsylvania.

Gender Male
Intelligence 59
Appearance 48
Wealth 78
Nation United States
Region PA - Venango
Population 54,984

I'm betting you have a farm on some nice land like this: https://www.google.com/maps/@41.3911...7i13312!8i6656

And you probably went to Niagara Falls on your honeymoon with your reasonably buxom wife.

**Rain Man** · 09-14-2016, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by stumppy

I'm ready for a change.

Stumppy's road to reincarnation involves good genes and a bad situation.

Gender Female
Intelligence 81
Appearance 60
Wealth 53
Nation Chad
Region Abdi
Population 114,055

Abdi is part of the Ouaddai region of Chad, in the southeast part of the country adjacent to the Darfur region of Sudan. I suspect that you'll use your intelligence to avoid the military and learn about scavenging.

DJ's left nut · 09-14-2016, 10:39 AM

So I was reincarnated 800 miles east as....me.

Well I guess that's alright. I'm not getting raped in India, so I have that going for me.

Amnorix · 09-14-2016, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

We'll have four reincarnations today, starting with bricks.

Gender Female
Intelligence 77
Appearance 87
Wealth 31
Nation China
Region Chongqing Shi
Population 9,115,900

He'll come back as a quite hot and relatively sharp woman in the outlying areas of Chongquing, China, albeit from a relatively low caste. I'm going to guess that he'll be an attractive farm worker in an outlying town like this:

Have you considered relocating to lovely Canada?

**Rain Man** · 09-14-2016, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by alpha_omega

No thanks, but was just wondering if the word "hypothetical" was really necessary in the thread title?

You don't have a choice about reincarnation. It just happens. Alpha Omega will come back as a relatively common office girl in Chengdu, China, far from the coast. Welcome to the big city!

Gender Female
Intelligence 62
Appearance 53
Wealth 61
Nation China
Region Chengdu
Population 10,222,643

I'm going to guess that you live in a high-rise apartment.

On an interesting random note, we've had more inland Chinese people than I've expected so far, and nary a coastal Chinese person.

**Rain Man** · 09-14-2016, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

So I was reincarnated 800 miles east as....me.

Well I guess that's alright. I'm not getting raped in India, so I have that going for me.

You can also brag about your team winning six Super Bowls while you wave around a towel.

**Rain Man** · 09-14-2016, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix

Have you considered relocating to lovely Canada?

Good call. Make sure she knows that you can get good Chinese food in Calgary.

DJ's left nut · 09-14-2016, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

You can also brag about your team winning six Super Bowls while you wave around a towel.

I'm closer to Cleveland than Pittsburgh.

There's a chance I'm a Browns fan. That would be unfortunate.

Steron · 09-14-2016, 10:52 AM

Yes, please.

**Rain Man** · 09-14-2016, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I'm closer to Cleveland than Pittsburgh.

There's a chance I'm a Browns fan. That would be unfortunate.

That would be a cruel fate of reincarnation.

You're not that far from Buffalo, either, but I bet you'd be a Steelers fan. In-state preference and you probably get them on TV.

MagicHef · 09-14-2016, 11:17 AM

Who wants to visit beautiful Chandraprabha Wildlife Sanctuary?

Personal assistant/maid services available for the duration of your stay, for the low cost of one airfare to anywhere else.

09-12-2016, 03:13 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3028491 VARSITY	Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here. Just for fun, I've been dividing the world up into regions, and just finished last night. I divided the world into 16,789 regions based on states, provinces, communities, islands, arrondissements, or whatever else happened to be handy. I didn't know what to do with it, so I created a reincarnation simulator. Sign up here and learn about your next life in advance. I'll give you: Gender: (Male or Female) Intelligence: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top Attractiveness: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top Economic Status: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top Nation of Future Birth Region of Future Birth Population of that Region (which is somewhat useless since the boundaries are generally manmade, but hey, I've got it) All statuses are relative to the region that you're in, not the world. So if you draw a 50 on economic status and you're born in the Badghis regions of Afghanistan, that means that you're at the median status of Badghis residents. Sign up below if you're interested in the early release of your next life. I'll do three reincarnations per day, with the goal that we can discuss and decide which of the three has the best future fate awaiting them. Feel free to post pictures, maps, or descriptions of the reincarnated person's life as you see it. So sign up below and we'll do the first three today. Methodology: All figures are random. The probability of being born into a particular region is based on the population of that region.
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09-13-2016, 03:51 PM	#91
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