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01-08-2016, 03:47 PM | #91 |
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01-08-2016, 05:14 PM | #92 |
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I had to FYP, amirite? I had one done about 10 years ago due to bleeding. They found 3 polyps, 2 of them precancerous. I've since tried 3 more times to have another one done & can't get myself cleaned out good enough. When you're a paraplegic that absolutely SUCKS!!!!!! I can't feel anything. So use your imagination. Let's just say I have a good wife. If I told you about one of the times, y'all would be disgusted I'm guarantee.
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01-11-2016, 03:01 PM | #93 |
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01-11-2016, 03:36 PM | #94 |
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You will be hungry as hell afterwards. Don't eat a ****ing salad.
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01-11-2016, 05:58 PM | #96 | |
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Yeah, Exactly ! I actually think I'm gonna start fasting every Tuesday now. The night of the colon cleanse I was hungry but the next day not so much. It kinda settles in. Hang in there and do what Lonewolf ED says , don't get more than 25 feet from a bathroom. |
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01-11-2016, 06:02 PM | #97 |
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I got to have an enema the morning of also. Was really dreading but it wasn't bad at all. In fact I kinda liked it.
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01-11-2016, 06:03 PM | #98 |
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You can try aloe, wet wipes, baby wipes, whatever, but if yours go like either of mine, there is no refuge, no relief, just pain and blood and more pain. The passage of time is your only friend.
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01-11-2016, 06:13 PM | #99 |
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01-11-2016, 06:14 PM | #100 |
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Once it's full blown liquid try dapping instead of wiping. It saved me.
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01-12-2016, 05:27 PM | #101 |
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01-12-2016, 05:43 PM | #102 |
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What I want to know is if they found your wifes wedding ring or not?
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06-29-2016, 12:30 AM | #103 |
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Just had mine earlier this month. Last time was 10 years ago, the prep sure has changed. 10 years ago I had to drink gallons of shit all day. This time I mixed two 6 ounce bottles with 10 ounces of water 15 hours before procedure. Had my first ever polyp pruned (it was a sessile polyp which means it's flat, not a mushroom). Lab results came back and it was benign. I'm good to go for another 5 years lol
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06-29-2016, 05:38 AM | #104 |
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Damn, I need to do this too It sounds like it is much better then a few years ago. Doc told me that I drink some stuff, then take a peak up in there. Sounded too easy.
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06-29-2016, 07:13 AM | #105 |
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I recently had my first one and it really wasn't as bad as everybody made it out to be. Not fun but not the torture described in intimate detail that most people felt the need to share with me.
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