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05-03-2016, 12:08 PM | #91 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Shoot the bastard. He will shovel up nicely the next morning.
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05-03-2016, 12:44 PM | #92 |
I'm with the banned.
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If she's pregnant, assault her immediately.
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05-03-2016, 01:08 PM | #93 |
Ain't no relax!
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Do you just stop by the rancid llama piss store on the way home, or do you have to order it online or what? Does it come pre-rancided?
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05-03-2016, 02:27 PM | #94 |
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No. All sec has to do is leave his company laptop on the fence row or perimeter and the llamas with bladders sloshing with rancid piss will come!
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05-03-2016, 05:36 PM | #96 |
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I know just the person for this job:
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05-03-2016, 05:42 PM | #97 |
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05-03-2016, 06:09 PM | #98 |
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05-05-2016, 06:53 AM | #99 |
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ok, i clipped it this morning from about 30 yards. not a clean shot. it went up in the air and flopped a couple times, then took off back into the woods.
smells awful. sec
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05-05-2016, 06:55 AM | #100 |
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Ellie Mae does not approve. She's gonna' wrassel you now.
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05-05-2016, 07:59 AM | #101 |
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I remember when I was 16 or 17, I had a bottle rocket "gun" which was a long metal pipe that I put a coffee can lid on the end to block sparks from getting me. I put 12 in there and twisted 6 fuses together on each side. I saw a skunk waddle across the yard and I lit him up with all 12 bottle rockets. Yeah, he sprayed, but it was SO worth it!
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05-05-2016, 10:06 AM | #102 |
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The smell is your own fault for not just trapping him out of there dum-dum.
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i might have got it clean, but my neck and back are all jacked up. last night i rolled the damn mower over on me in the pond. it's been a shitty week. sec
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