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05-02-2016, 07:18 PM | #62 |
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I don't but I also don't know where they are or where they live.
My very uneducated guess would be that either the coyotes or my Labs scare them, therefore they spray. In more than 13 years, I've never seen one. I just smell them. |
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05-02-2016, 07:22 PM | #63 |
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The only proven way is to stuff a cork up their ass .
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05-02-2016, 07:27 PM | #65 |
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05-02-2016, 07:38 PM | #66 |
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Find a sexy black cat and paint a white stripe down its back. If it's a male skunk, he go boner crazy and pursue the cat. Hopefully the cat lures him away from your house.
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05-02-2016, 07:50 PM | #67 |
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If you know where it's coming into the yard, put some mayo lids full of ammonia out. I know that will run them out from a porch or barn.....ironically they hate the stink.
Live trap, blanket over top...go to work and text your boys to go get it. |
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05-02-2016, 07:53 PM | #68 |
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Thats why mothballs in their burrow work.
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05-02-2016, 08:02 PM | #69 |
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You want to solve it?
Go to the feed store and buy some fly bait...mix some granules into a dish of Coke near where it came into the yard....or a bowl of marshmallows Keep the dogs locked up and get rid of the carnage within site of the bowl in the morning. |
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05-02-2016, 08:09 PM | #70 |
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Where does he get the coke from?
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05-02-2016, 08:10 PM | #71 |
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70 goddamn posts and NO ONE has yet mentioned putting out a bowl of ****ing antifreeze? What the hell has happened to this place?
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05-02-2016, 09:15 PM | #72 |
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05-02-2016, 09:17 PM | #73 |
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divorce her.
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05-02-2016, 09:18 PM | #74 |
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Shoot it and bury it. It will stink for a few days but it will go away.
I have killed dozens of the ****ers. |
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05-02-2016, 10:31 PM | #75 |
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Bet that skunk and 8 of his buddies wouldn't get shutout 3 out of 4 games
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