Poop Walter Football is at it again - Page 4

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 03:56 PM

Poor Walter - still doesn't like the Chiefs.
Even when he says the Ravens have no chance, he still has to point out all the flaws in our "overrated" team.

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Kansas City Chiefs (8-5) at Baltimore Ravens (4-9)
Line: Chiefs by 7.5. Total: 41.5.
Las Vegas Hilton Advance Point Spread: Chiefs -5.
Walt's Calculated Line: Chiefs -6.
Sunday, Dec 20, 1:00 ET
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The Game. Edge: Chiefs.

BALTIMORE OFFENSE: The Ravens made some news Monday by signing Ryan Mallett, who agreed to a contract that allows for 14 missed practices because of broken alarms. It was quite the deal for Mallett, who won't have to worry about being late very often.

In all seriousness, the Mallett addition was first seen as a sign that Matt Schaub wouldn't be available for this contest, but Baltimore simply wanted Mallett to groom him as a backup of the future. It'll be either Schaub or Jimmy Clausen in this matchup, which means pick-sixes or checkdowns. It won't matter very much against a ferocious Kansas City defense that has clamped down on bad offenses quite often recently. Tamba Hali and the emerging Dee Ford are going to completely disrupt Baltimore's offensive rhythm.

The Ravens' only hope is to get the ball early and often to Buck Allen. Wait, I just realized how dumb that sounded. Scratch that, Baltimore has no hope. The Chiefs are tied for eighth versus the run in terms of YPC, and over the past month, they've surrendered just 3.13 YPC.

KANSAS CITY OFFENSE:The Ravens have a well-documented liability on this side of the ball. Their secondary has been in shambles all year, and a lacking pass rush doesn't help matters. However, this might not be the worst matchup for them because Alex Smith doesn't have a habit of connecting on deep passes downfield. In fact, Smith was intercepted on a long try to Jeremy Maclin against the Chargers, as his pass was predictably underthrown.

Smith will have some success dinking and dunking, and he'll also pick up some first downs with his legs. However, there is some concern in this regard, as Baltimore defends tight ends extremely well. Smith may not be able to connect with Travis Kelce all that much, which could force some punts.

The Chiefs, of course, will attempt to establish the run. They may not have Spencer Ware, but that's fine because Charcandrick West can handle the workload on his own. Having said that, West may not have the success that most anticipate. Remember when I said the Chiefs were tied for eighth against the rush? The team they're tied with is Baltimore.

RECAP: The Ravens are another team that will be looking to get back to basics following an embarrassing loss. It's a fair point to wonder if they can actually do that, given the number of injuries they've sustained, but there's no question that they'll be battling a team far worse than Seattle this week. That'll give Baltimore a chance to hang around, and it's worth noting that before the Seattle contest, the Ravens hadn't lost by more than eight points to anyone all year.

As for the Chiefs, they're a very overrated team right now. They could've easily lost their previous two games, and I don't think they'll be completely focused here. Thus, I'm picking Baltimore, but I can't say I have much confidence in the selection; I don't really feel like wagering any money on either Clausen or Schaub unless it's against another bad team (like the Dolphins back in Week 13.)

WEDNESDAY THOUGHTS: This spread is falling a bit to -7 -115 or -120, indicating that there's sharp money on Baltimore. It's too early to say for sure, but there's no way the pros will be on Kansas City. This line is too large.

The Psychology. Edge: Ravens.

I don't think the Ravens will have Kansas City's full attention. They'll be looking to get things right following a blowout loss.

The Vegas. Edge: Ravens.

Everyone is betting the Chiefs, of course.
• Percentage of money on Kansas City: 82% (5,000 bets)

The Trends. Edge: Ravens.
• John Harbaugh is 9-3 ATS following a loss of 10+.
• Opening Line: Chiefs -7.5.
• Opening Total: 43.
• Weather: .

Week 15 NFL Pick: Chiefs 16, Ravens 10
Ravens +7.5 (0 Units)
Under 41.5 (0 Units)

Read more at http://walterfootball.com/nflpicks20...0xVf2yuypWl.99

**Rausch** · 01-09-2016, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam

Hey @PriscoCBS and @walterfootball you have talked shit on the #chiefs all year. I just have one question for you. How's my ass taste? Lolll
— Cody Hodge (@hometeamKC) January 10, 2016

Halfcan · 01-10-2016, 12:10 AM

Many will look at this 30-0 result and assume that the Chiefs dominated the Texans in a lopsided victory. Sometimes, blowout scores can be misleading, and this is a perfect example of that.

Dumbest shit I have ever read. Chiefs were better on Special teams, Offense, Defense, coaching and won 30-0. How is that NOT a lopsided win Walter you dumb ****.

He was also coaching everyone on his crappy site to take the Texans and points. This was the 11th week in a row he has given horrible advice. Glad you keep losing money and if anyone is dumb enough to listen to you-deserves the same.

**notorious** · 01-10-2016, 12:11 AM

He's a ****ing rabbit's foot.

BryanBusby · 01-10-2016, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

Walter is bambi?

Bambi is a troll. Walter is just insanely stupid.

Eleazar · 01-10-2016, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

Walter is bambi?

It's not the same move, Bambi's trademark move is running someone down 24/7 but then claiming he bet on them, so he can have it both ways if they come out ahead later.

KevB · 01-10-2016, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan

Many will look at this 30-0 result and assume that the Chiefs dominated the Texans in a lopsided victory. Sometimes, blowout scores can be misleading, and this is a perfect example of that.

Dumbest shit I have ever read. Chiefs were better on Special teams, Offense, Defense, coaching and won 30-0. How is that NOT a lopsided win Walter you dumb ****.

He was also coaching everyone on his crappy site to take the Texans and points. This was the 11th week in a row he has given horrible advice. Glad you keep losing money and if anyone is dumb enough to listen to you-deserves the same.

Were it not for our special teams, dominant D, Kelce, Ware and a bad Hoyer, the Texans would have been right there. Other than those trivial things, the game was extremely competitive.

KChiefs1 · 01-10-2016, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

Walter is bambi?

That explains a lot.

Stupid mother****er.

-King- · 01-10-2016, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by KevB

Were it not for our special teams, dominant D, Kelce, Ware and a bad Hoyer, the Texans would have been right there. Other than those trivial things, the game was extremely competitive.

Exactly. Walter with the flawless logic. Other than the Chiefs dominating in all 3 phases of the game, the game was very close.

Mother****erJones · 01-10-2016, 12:49 AM

**** Walter and Prisco.

RINGLEADER · 01-10-2016, 12:49 AM

Posted this in another thread but if you actually read what Walter wrote it makes zero sense.

He begins by saying that the Texans were really in the game when it was 13-0 and that the Chiefs were proving nothing.

Then he says that when Conley scores it was in "garbage time."

Only problem is that it was 13-0 when Conley scored.

So were the Texans "in it" or was it "garbage time?"

MMXcalibur · 01-10-2016, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by RINGLEADER

Posted this in another thread but if you actually read what Walter wrote it makes zero sense.

He begins by saying that the Texans were really in the game when it was 13-0 and that the Chiefs were proving nothing.

Then he says that when Conley scores it was in "garbage time."

Only problem is that it was 13-0 when Conley scored.

So were the Texans "in it" or was it "garbage time?"

He doesn't know.

He also doesn't know where most of his money is right now.

OldSchool · 01-10-2016, 01:55 AM

The Chiefs making him lose money just pisses him off even more. It's hilarious.

Direckshun · 01-10-2016, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by KCtotheSB

He doesnHe also doesn't know where most of his money is right now.

RINGLEADER · 01-10-2016, 11:35 AM

One thing that fools like this don't seem to grasp is that it was the Chiefs defense that made Hoyer look bad on a lot of the meaningful plays:

- The goal line INT was caused by Dontari Poe breaking through and getting in Hoyer's face. He could have taken a sack, but the Mauga INT happened because of Poe.
- The first fumble happened when Allen Bailey pushed the left guard into Hoyer.
- The second fumble happened when Ford and Houston closed the clamps on Hoyer.

Now a couple of the other INTs were totally on Hoyer who came out way off-target. But most of the other plays results from the pressure and coverage that the Chiefs, once again, executed masterfully.

MMXcalibur · 01-12-2016, 02:30 AM

To add fuel to the dumpster fire: the latest WalterFootball power rankings has the Chiefs at #10...

....out of 8 teams left.

http://www.walterfootball.com/nflpowerrankings.php

12-18-2015, 03:31 PM
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan I am Number Six Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Columbia, MD, USA Casino cash: $1649000	Walter Football is at it again Poor Walter - still doesn't like the Chiefs. Even when he says the Ravens have no chance, he still has to point out all the flaws in our "overrated" team. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kansas City Chiefs (8-5) at Baltimore Ravens (4-9) Line: Chiefs by 7.5. Total: 41.5. Las Vegas Hilton Advance Point Spread: Chiefs -5. Walt's Calculated Line: Chiefs -6. Sunday, Dec 20, 1:00 ET Comment on this game The Game. Edge: Chiefs. BALTIMORE OFFENSE: The Ravens made some news Monday by signing Ryan Mallett, who agreed to a contract that allows for 14 missed practices because of broken alarms. It was quite the deal for Mallett, who won't have to worry about being late very often. In all seriousness, the Mallett addition was first seen as a sign that Matt Schaub wouldn't be available for this contest, but Baltimore simply wanted Mallett to groom him as a backup of the future. It'll be either Schaub or Jimmy Clausen in this matchup, which means pick-sixes or checkdowns. It won't matter very much against a ferocious Kansas City defense that has clamped down on bad offenses quite often recently. Tamba Hali and the emerging Dee Ford are going to completely disrupt Baltimore's offensive rhythm. The Ravens' only hope is to get the ball early and often to Buck Allen. Wait, I just realized how dumb that sounded. Scratch that, Baltimore has no hope. The Chiefs are tied for eighth versus the run in terms of YPC, and over the past month, they've surrendered just 3.13 YPC. KANSAS CITY OFFENSE:The Ravens have a well-documented liability on this side of the ball. Their secondary has been in shambles all year, and a lacking pass rush doesn't help matters. However, this might not be the worst matchup for them because Alex Smith doesn't have a habit of connecting on deep passes downfield. In fact, Smith was intercepted on a long try to Jeremy Maclin against the Chargers, as his pass was predictably underthrown. Smith will have some success dinking and dunking, and he'll also pick up some first downs with his legs. However, there is some concern in this regard, as Baltimore defends tight ends extremely well. Smith may not be able to connect with Travis Kelce all that much, which could force some punts. The Chiefs, of course, will attempt to establish the run. They may not have Spencer Ware, but that's fine because Charcandrick West can handle the workload on his own. Having said that, West may not have the success that most anticipate. Remember when I said the Chiefs were tied for eighth against the rush? The team they're tied with is Baltimore. RECAP: The Ravens are another team that will be looking to get back to basics following an embarrassing loss. It's a fair point to wonder if they can actually do that, given the number of injuries they've sustained, but there's no question that they'll be battling a team far worse than Seattle this week. That'll give Baltimore a chance to hang around, and it's worth noting that before the Seattle contest, the Ravens hadn't lost by more than eight points to anyone all year. As for the Chiefs, they're a very overrated team right now. They could've easily lost their previous two games, and I don't think they'll be completely focused here. Thus, I'm picking Baltimore, but I can't say I have much confidence in the selection; I don't really feel like wagering any money on either Clausen or Schaub unless it's against another bad team (like the Dolphins back in Week 13.) WEDNESDAY THOUGHTS: This spread is falling a bit to -7 -115 or -120, indicating that there's sharp money on Baltimore. It's too early to say for sure, but there's no way the pros will be on Kansas City. This line is too large. The Psychology. Edge: Ravens. I don't think the Ravens will have Kansas City's full attention. They'll be looking to get things right following a blowout loss. The Vegas. Edge: Ravens. Everyone is betting the Chiefs, of course. • Percentage of money on Kansas City: 82% (5,000 bets) The Trends. Edge: Ravens. • John Harbaugh is 9-3 ATS following a loss of 10+. • Opening Line: Chiefs -7.5. • Opening Total: 43. • Weather: . Week 15 NFL Pick: Chiefs 16, Ravens 10 Ravens +7.5 (0 Units) Under 41.5 (0 Units) Read more at http://walterfootball.com/nflpicks20...0xVf2yuypWl.99 Last edited by Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan; 12-18-2015 at 03:56 PM..
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01-10-2016, 12:10 AM	#47
Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	Many will look at this 30-0 result and assume that the Chiefs dominated the Texans in a lopsided victory. Sometimes, blowout scores can be misleading, and this is a perfect example of that. Dumbest shit I have ever read. Chiefs were better on Special teams, Offense, Defense, coaching and won 30-0. How is that NOT a lopsided win Walter you dumb ****. He was also coaching everyone on his crappy site to take the Texans and points. This was the 11th week in a row he has given horrible advice. Glad you keep losing money and if anyone is dumb enough to listen to you-deserves the same.
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01-10-2016, 12:11 AM	#48
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01-10-2016, 12:49 AM	#55
RINGLEADER In Search of a Life Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Confusion, USA Casino cash: $8590503	Posted this in another thread but if you actually read what Walter wrote it makes zero sense. He begins by saying that the Texans were really in the game when it was 13-0 and that the Chiefs were proving nothing. Then he says that when Conley scores it was in "garbage time." Only problem is that it was 13-0 when Conley scored. So were the Texans "in it" or was it "garbage time?"
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01-10-2016, 01:55 AM	#57
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01-10-2016, 11:35 AM	#59
RINGLEADER In Search of a Life Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Confusion, USA Casino cash: $8590503	One thing that fools like this don't seem to grasp is that it was the Chiefs defense that made Hoyer look bad on a lot of the meaningful plays: - The goal line INT was caused by Dontari Poe breaking through and getting in Hoyer's face. He could have taken a sack, but the Mauga INT happened because of Poe. - The first fumble happened when Allen Bailey pushed the left guard into Hoyer. - The second fumble happened when Ford and Houston closed the clamps on Hoyer. Now a couple of the other INTs were totally on Hoyer who came out way off-target. But most of the other plays results from the pressure and coverage that the Chiefs, once again, executed masterfully.
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01-12-2016, 02:30 AM	#60
MMXcalibur Pessimistically optimistic. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Denver, CO Casino cash: $2195086	To add fuel to the dumpster fire: the latest WalterFootball power rankings has the Chiefs at #10... ....out of 8 teams left. http://www.walterfootball.com/nflpowerrankings.php Last edited by MMXcalibur; 01-12-2016 at 02:41 AM..
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