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01-04-2016, 09:22 PM | #2 |
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Fist meet Anus.
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01-04-2016, 09:22 PM | #3 |
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watch out for your cornhole.
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01-04-2016, 09:24 PM | #4 |
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Sounds normal for a Chiefs playoff week. Normally happens after the game though.
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01-04-2016, 09:27 PM | #5 |
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01-04-2016, 09:31 PM | #6 |
I like Pie!
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Better you than me.
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01-04-2016, 09:39 PM | #7 |
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She sounds hot.
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01-04-2016, 09:40 PM | #8 |
Debunking your bullshit
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prepare thy anus
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01-04-2016, 09:41 PM | #9 |
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The prep is worse than the procedure.
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01-04-2016, 09:46 PM | #11 |
I like Pie!
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Can you do us a favor and hit record on your cell phone before going under? You may have a lawsuit when you get home.
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01-04-2016, 09:49 PM | #12 |
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I have a few suggestions. Once you begin drinking whatever nasty bowel ravaging concoction they listed, do not go to the store, post office, or even to get your mail if you have a driveway. Stay within 25 feet of a toilet for the next 6 to 12 hours. Wear sweats or pants that are loose around the waist. You do not want ANY added pressure in that area. After the 7th or 8th time your colon erupts, it won't matter how soft your toilet paper is; it may as well be a cheese grater at that point. Just go, then get in the shower and clean up. The water will also hurt but not as much as paper. Drink water between toilet trips to keep hydrated. The very worst part of the colonoscopy experience is the preparation. God be with you and keep you!
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01-04-2016, 09:51 PM | #13 |
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If you jerk it while she's going in it's not so bad. I mean, that's what i've heard at least.
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01-04-2016, 10:02 PM | #14 |
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Don't think I've ever met a female gastroenterologist.
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01-04-2016, 10:06 PM | #15 |
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The one who ran the plumber's snake up my backside was a woman, Dr. Ling. My second prep was before my colon surgery and was even more hideous an experience since I was going all damned night and about 30 minutes before the surgeon gutted me like a trout.
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