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sorta mod-ish
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TACO SALAD
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I've never had poopin problems.
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Mammoth penis
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All I can say is thank God I keep a box of disposable gloves in the bathroom (for cleaning).
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Veteran
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Cheat Death
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Veteran
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The section at the
grocery store called "Produce". Go regularly.
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Mostly Ignored
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This is the other side of having it packed in there for all those years.
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Stram was Cav
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So you're saying the jumper was in the door...
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MVP
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Roy E.
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Sounds like your "friend" is just looking for an excuse to play with his balloon knot.
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(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
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Banned
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Do what mathematicians do; work it out with a pencil.
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Banned
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I have never been constipated.
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Starter
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Ask your co-worker in the next stall to come over and push on your shoulders.
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Veteran
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That's not even the worst kind of constipation. That's Defcon 5 constipation. Defcon 1 is when you're literally throwing up feces because you're so backed up.
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