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**RealSNR** · 08:07 PM

(UPDATE 02/10/15: The ****ening has begun.)

Deathmatch.

This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion.

Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl.

From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs.

This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so.

The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete.

General rules and guidelines:

1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure.

2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you.

3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year.

4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares.

5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible.

6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy

THE FIGHTERS:

Bufkin
PizzaDoughz
~~mac459~~ (withdrawn)
~~Coochie liquor~~(KO'd)
~~temper11~~ (KO'd)

vailpass · 02-06-2015, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

I'm contributing a donation of $25 to CP if Bufkin wins Noob of the year.

A neg rep against Bufkin is a neg rep against CP.

In.

**Dave Lane** · 02-06-2015, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bufkin

If he wins, the competition will forever have an asterisk as far as I'm concerned.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=207746

You see that? That's a thread started by Hootie (with well over 27,000 posts at the time) in 2009. If this guy is a Chiefs Planet n00b, then Steven Jackson will be entering his rookie year in the NFL. He was an everyday poster for years, got banned for being a jackass, came back as "2.0", and now he's somehow a candidate for new poster of the year.

It's baffling.

If he enters you will win. I use the rep stick on your every post at 7000 points each no way he catches you

**TimBone** · 02-06-2015, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

So much THIS!! It makes my world go round. Guess I need to start some threads about piercing my nose to appease TimBone?

You're not required to appease me at all.
I'm just posting my opinion.

In58men · 02-07-2015, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

We already knew both of these things.

How does SNR's cock taste? You've been sucking it sine the beginning

**RealSNR** · 02-07-2015, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58

How does SNR's cock taste? You've been sucking it sine the beginning

What the **** kind of a question is that? My cock tastes just like all the other cocks out there. There's nothing wrong with it.

**Bufkin** · 02-07-2015, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58

How does SNR's cock taste? You've been sucking it sine the beginning

This is the cockbag that no n00b wants as an endorsement. It's like when Phil Spector endorsed Obama at his murder trial.

Come on Inmen, throw in your support for Coochie! Maybe offer an old fashioned to whoever + reps him the most.

**TimBone** · 02-07-2015, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58

How does SNR's cock taste?

Fine.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-07-2015, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

They are like Christmas toys. Most people would just rather play with the box.

What did you backing Aussie get us, Flop? Your awesome power is not to be wasted.

It is an awful good time just putting the tools in and out of the box. Furiously.

Coochie liquor · 02-07-2015, 05:42 AM

Four score, and many years ago, our foremodders brought CP unto the internet, a new web site, conceived through Chiefs fandom, and dedicated to the thought that all posters are created equal.
Now we are about to engage in a great civil war, testing whether that poster, or any poster so conceived, and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on this site, the final resting place for nOObs who have gave their lives for this great site to live. It is all together fitting and proper that we do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this nOOb contest. The brave men, and women living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. Chiefsplanet will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored nOObs we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these nOObs shall not have battles in vain -- that this site, under Mod, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that website of the Chiefs fan, by the Chiefs fan , for the Chief fam shall not perish......

Cooch-in-hand Lincoln

**Bufkin** · 02-07-2015, 05:50 AM

You criticize my "thinkin bout getting my nose pierced" gem of a thread, and then proceed to throw down that shit burger.

And yes I know, it's the Gettysburg Address.

Coochie liquor · 02-07-2015, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bufkin

You criticize my "thinkin bout getting my nose pierced" gem of a thread, and then proceed to throw down that shit burger.

And yes I know, it's the Gettysburg Address.

So you comparing yourself to Polk is genious, but switching around the GA to fit the situation is a shit burger? If you say so... Oh heavily favored one.

**Bufkin** · 02-07-2015, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

So you comparing yourself to Polk is genious, but switching around the GA to fit the situation is a shit burger? If you say so... Oh heavily favored one.

Misspelling genius is the epitome of irony.

Quote:

Marijuana also affects brain development, and when it is used heavily by young people, its effects on thinking and memory may last a long time or even be permanent. A recent study of marijuana users who began using in adolescence revealed substantially reduced connectivity among brain areas responsible for learning and memory. And a large long-term study in New Zealand showed that people who began smoking marijuana heavily in their teens lost an average of 8 points in IQ between age 13 and age 38.

http://www.drugabuse.gov/publication...acts/marijuana

crazycoffey · 02-07-2015, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Four score, and many years ago, our foremodders brought CP unto the internet, a new web site, conceived through Chiefs fandom, and dedicated to the thought that all posters are created equal.
Now we are about to engage in a great civil war, testing whether that poster, or any poster so conceived, and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on this site, the final resting place for nOObs who have gave their lives for this great site to live. It is all together fitting and proper that we do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this nOOb contest. The brave men, and women living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. Chiefsplanet will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored nOObs we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these nOObs shall not have battles in vain -- that this site, under Mod, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that website of the Chiefs fan, by the Chiefs fan , for the Chief fam shall not perish......

Cooch-in-hand Lincoln

TL;DR

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-07-2015, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bufkin

Misspelling genius is the epitome of irony.

http://www.drugabuse.gov/publication...acts/marijuana

Now I'm wondering if you've been here for years. That spelling is in the CP Lexicon.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-07-2015, 08:24 AM

Is it the 10th yet?

02-05-2015, 04:27 PM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $2030208	The theme for the 2014 CP "King of the n00bs" award is... (UPDATE 02/10/15: The ening has begun.) Deathmatch. This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion. Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl. From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs. This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so. The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete. General rules and guidelines: 1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure. 2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you. 3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year. 4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares. 5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible. 6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy THE FIGHTERS: Bufkin PizzaDoughz ~~mac459~~ (withdrawn) ~~Coochie liquor~~(KO'd) ~~temper11~~ (KO'd) Last edited by RealSNR; 02-12-2015 at 08:07 PM..
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