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01-22-2015, 11:10 PM | #1591 |
The shit-winds are blowin
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01-22-2015, 11:10 PM | #1592 |
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That looks like a man in the middle of a gay day.
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01-22-2015, 11:13 PM | #1593 |
"You like to drink?"
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.. but he's already disowned his parents though..?
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01-22-2015, 11:15 PM | #1594 |
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Not enough? Drawn and quartered?
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01-22-2015, 11:19 PM | #1595 |
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If you have a time machine that you aren't telling us about, would you mind letting me take a spin in it?
I need to kick a certain 12 year old in the groin and tell him to do his ****ing homework.
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01-22-2015, 11:22 PM | #1596 | |
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I swear, most of the time that I'm disciplining them, I'm just dying laughing inside.
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01-22-2015, 11:22 PM | #1597 |
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Absolutely not. I love my parents.
Even if they did **** me up in the relationship department, I had a wonderful childhood.
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01-22-2015, 11:27 PM | #1598 | |
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There are far worse things a kid can say about a parent than what you just said.
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01-22-2015, 11:32 PM | #1599 |
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Maybe they will choose a man in his early 50s who likes Star Trek.
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01-22-2015, 11:34 PM | #1600 | |
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And I think it would be kind of confusing if a white dude born in '88 turned into a Asian-Pacific Islander girl born two or three years after I was a 6th grader.
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01-22-2015, 11:34 PM | #1601 | |
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My Marli is a HUGE fan of Lego Star Wars. You're 33? 17 years puts her at 20. That's a good age for a girl.
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01-22-2015, 11:34 PM | #1602 |
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I'll be her sugar daddy.
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01-22-2015, 11:35 PM | #1603 | |
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So. Probably.
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01-22-2015, 11:36 PM | #1604 |
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America: where no white dude is expected to have a mixed race child.
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You gotta kill a few people
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