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Old 01-04-2015, 03:38 PM  
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I had to buy a new battery, which normally isn't such a big deal. However, when I went to pop it out at the store (to avoid the core charge) the nut on the negative terminal was rounded off and I didn't have the tools to cut it off.

I get home and let it go for a few days, because I didn't feel like ****ing with it.

Just went outside and managed to get the 10mm rounded nut off with an 11/32 socket (didn't have to use the Dremel to cut it off, fortunately), but the metal strips that secure the battery down from the top are inveterate ****ing ****s, particularly the back strip, which is secured by a foot long rod with a hooked tip.

Trying to fit that mother****er into the back slot made me feel like one of those Apple slaves that launch themselves from the top of the factory into a better life. Of course, every time you try to tighten the front screw it moves the back post and nothing short of a ****ing voodoo spell was going to get that mother****er in.

That's the part that pisses me off about car repair. The job itself is never particularly difficult, but there is always one asshole mother****er of a fastener, nut, or screw the ends up taking 20 times longer than the ****ing job itself.

Am I the only one so enraged by such stupid shit?
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:06 PM   #16
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:07 PM   #17
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I get enraged about how increasingly difficult it has become to get items out of their packages after you buy them. I get it....it prevents kleptos from stealing them, but when I spend more minutes on trying to get the giant Rupunzel doll that I bought my daughter for Christmas, than the actual amount of dollars that I spent purchasing it (it was expensive....from my perspective anyways), then this whole binding items to their packages thing has become excessive.
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:07 PM   #18
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:08 PM   #19
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:09 PM   #20
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I'm with you guys . I hate anything related to working on a vehicle. In fact I had to change a ****ing tire on the wifes car yesterday and by the time I dug out the jack and spare I was so pissed I only put 1 lug nut back on, and knowing it was eventually gonna happen to the other three tires I just went ahead and took all the extra lug nuts off them.
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:13 PM   #21
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:13 PM   #22
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:14 PM   #23
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Pretty much everything that has to do with plumbing.

Need a new faucet? Get ready for 43 trips to the hardware store because nothing you had works with the new faucet even if they look identical.

Changing out a dishwasher? May as well buy a new house.


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Vise grips. Use them. I've had to several times over the years when this happens.
Every time I use them, the fastener is then done. If I did it on battery cables I'd never get it tight again, I'd just have to buy a new end.
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:15 PM   #24
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Were you around when we did that? I can't remember. That's the brand new combine dad caught on fire.
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Were you around when we did that? I can't remember. That's the brand new combine dad caught on fire.
That was the year after in was out there I think. But I do have a pic somewhere of is smoking combine.
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:23 PM   #26
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:24 PM   #27
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It's a ripoff because they get paid for recycling it.
It's worth it to me to avoid scenarios like Hamas endured. Also you cant just throw a battery in the trash. Another hassle to avoid. I'll pay $5 all day every day. My sanity and time is worth way more than that to me anyway.
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I've had a cold the last few days. Those damn packages that the put the cold pills in pisses me off. You just can't peel the damn back off the packaging. You have to pick and peel that shit back.
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