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Old 12-19-2014, 09:19 PM  
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Help me become a country person

Lived in Texas now for some time. Find country people to be cool. I've bought some guns, but I was in military so no biggie. I'm now drunk and googling shit like Remington 700s and Toyota Tundras.

Where do I start? I'm a good person and find most of my friends are good people that are from a completely different background. I can't stand city people anymore and think their pretentious behavior is pure muppetry.

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Old 12-19-2014, 09:27 PM   #16
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I'm from NYC. Lived in Texas now for some time. Find country people to be cool. I've bought some guns, but I was in military so no biggie. I'm now drunk and googling shit like Remington 700s and Toyota Tundras.

Where do I start? I'm a good person and find most of my friends are good people that are from a completely different background. I can't stand city people anymore and think their pretentious behavior is pure muppetry.
Listen to lots of Florida Georgia line.
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:28 PM   #17
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:28 PM   #18
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:31 PM   #19
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Don't own any sheep but if I did I'd probably go with the fence post or a tree. Trees can offer a little more privacy and the sheep would feel more comfortable.
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:31 PM   #20
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Carhartt jacket. Danner Acadia boots. Shinerbock in my hand. Wu Tang on my Ipod. :/ Tundras are legit and made in San Antonio I think so they're all around in the cities in TX.

I can't stand any country female singers though. Or new country songs. I listen to old country music sometimes when I drink. It's like a DUI soundtrack.
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:33 PM   #21
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Carhartt jacket. Danner Acadia boots. Shinerbock in my hand. Wu Tang on my Ipod. :/ Tundras are legit and made in San Antonio I think so they're all around in the cities in TX.

I can't stand any country female singers though. Or new country songs. I listen to old country music sometimes when I drink. It's like a DUI soundtrack.
If you want to know how to jack up your truck and never take it off-road, just PM ReerunKC. He's a pro at that shit.
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:34 PM   #22
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:35 PM   #23
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:45 PM   #25
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:47 PM   #29
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