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10-09-2014, 08:12 AM | #76 |
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10-09-2014, 08:25 AM | #77 |
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1) The fact that my wife used my car last night and left zero gas in it.
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10-09-2014, 08:27 AM | #78 |
Texting Ms. Dobbs
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10-09-2014, 08:30 AM | #79 |
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After reading these replies.....I got none
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10-09-2014, 08:40 AM | #80 |
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Fleetwood Mac sounds horrible this morning and they... are sure getting older.
I must be too.
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Without any smell or me having to leave my wing of the condo. But super love the traveling tips.
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10-09-2014, 08:45 AM | #82 | |
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10-09-2014, 08:48 AM | #83 | ||
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So you're saying I should jam my MIL's head in a sink full of hot water and hold it there until I can stand to look at her?...
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10-09-2014, 08:51 AM | #84 |
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I'll help hold yours down if you help hold mine.
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Let's just kill each other's MIL whatever way we find most entertaining and then laugh at the prosecutor when we're both at an actual police station during both murders.
I see no way this fails...
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10-09-2014, 09:18 AM | #86 |
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10-09-2014, 09:21 AM | #87 |
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10-09-2014, 09:23 AM | #88 |
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1. There's a lady in my office that drags down the ENTIRE place. Like her attitude sucks, she's trying to press some stupid Union action against our office because she doesn't like the way we're going about hiring one of our staff and she pulls the race card on EVERYTHING. Working for the government means that it's almost impossible to just fire her. We're basically just holding out hope that she decides to retire in the next 1-2 years.
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10-09-2014, 09:25 AM | #90 |
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Hard body lesbian living next door to me has a couple new lady friends hanging out lately and I'm totally getting the *penis envy stare*. It's like it's my first day in a ladies prison, walking with my blanket and pillow down the cell block while these ladies mean mug me on my way to my car.
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