|
|
View Poll Results: Are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers the biggest Douchebags on 4 wheels? Hint: Yes | |||
Yes, Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 Drivers are the Tampax Gold Standard of vehicular Douchebags! | 6 | 10.91% | |
No, BMW vermin are the Kotex tampons of rude drivers. | 12 | 21.82% | |
No, Mercedez-Benz scum are the Playtex tampons of bad drivers. | 6 | 10.91% | |
No, Volvo ass wipes are the Always tampons of horrid drivers. | 1 | 1.82% | |
No, Lexus pukes are the Moxie tampons of obnoxious drivers. | 1 | 1.82% | |
No, Mustang freaks are the Veeda tampons of brainless drivers. | 4 | 7.27% | |
No, Honda Civic squids are the OB tampons of lowlife drivers. | 2 | 3.64% | |
No, Prius jackasses are the Nutracare tampons of vile drivers | 19 | 34.55% | |
None of the above, it a different car than any of these. See my post. | 4 | 7.27% | |
Great poll, but you **** yourself in the ass with the sharp limb off an Aids tree anyway! | 15 | 27.27% | |
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
10-08-2014, 04:47 PM | #151 | |
Niner Trash
Join Date: Mar 2013
Casino cash: $10013638
|
Well, this thread is done. We now commence 300 acrid pages of, "Loud pipes save lives" Yeah, that is why the guys with the loudest Wild Pigs will park their bikes by backing them toward the sidewalk and then crack their throttle half a dozen times while nearby pedestrians leap out of their skins and car alarms go off for a block in each direction. I put 60,000 on my Road King, so pffffttttttt on that whole LPSL excuse. Its egotism pure and simple. At the same time, there are few thing as sweetly raw as the sound of an overly loud HD's exhaust echoing off the walls of a distant tall canyon, the Doppler Effect gradually changing the pitch all the way out of ear shot. The Sound of Freedom.. Love that Sound!
__________________
Quote:
Last edited by Kaepernick; 10-08-2014 at 04:52 PM.. |
|
Posts: 2,911
|
10-08-2014, 04:49 PM | #152 |
You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
Casino cash: $1692369
|
Orlando has a bit of everything.
We've got the lifted truck redneck dbags. The ricer Puerto Rican dbags. The daddy bought me a Mustang dbags. Crotch rocket traffic weaver dbags. One thing they all have in common is the aftermarket exhaust. If I can hear you coming from more than a block away, you're a ****ing tool. |
Posts: 44,531
|
10-08-2014, 04:54 PM | #153 |
Niner Trash
Join Date: Mar 2013
Casino cash: $10013638
|
But to be fair, I will do that in a muscle car too, just for the unadulterated joy that sound makes.
|
Posts: 2,911
|
10-08-2014, 04:55 PM | #154 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
Casino cash: $2913962
|
Someone has some penis envy!
__________________
|
Posts: 39,381
|
10-08-2014, 05:02 PM | #155 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
Casino cash: $2139163647
|
My theory is drinking frac water but you may be right.
__________________
Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you. |
Posts: 69,804
|
10-08-2014, 05:03 PM | #156 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
Casino cash: $2913962
|
Frac business Is music to my ears
__________________
|
Posts: 39,381
|
10-08-2014, 05:05 PM | #157 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
Casino cash: $2139163647
|
Nothing wrong with that, but don't drink the water.
__________________
Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you. |
Posts: 69,804
|
10-08-2014, 05:06 PM | #158 | |
Niner Trash
Join Date: Mar 2013
Casino cash: $10013638
|
Quote:
Probably the fastest culture shock I ever saw in rural America was rural New Joisey. I thought New Jersey was all built up and Soprano'd. Leaving NJ for Lancaster, PA I went from Frank Sinatra to toothless Deliverance in about an hour. I kid you not. The under 20 east NJ gas station attendant was toothless. I promptly left before anybody could make me squeal like a pig, boy! |
|
Posts: 2,911
|
10-08-2014, 05:07 PM | #159 | |
Niner Trash
Join Date: Mar 2013
Casino cash: $10013638
|
Quote:
Kap shall NOT be denied! |
|
Posts: 2,911
|
10-08-2014, 05:11 PM | #160 |
Niner Trash
Join Date: Mar 2013
Casino cash: $10013638
|
Wait...
So nobody but me has ever seen a flaming Douchebag in a Volvo tailgating a new M-B jealously telegraphing their inferiority complex? |
Posts: 2,911
|
10-08-2014, 05:11 PM | #161 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
Casino cash: $3337775
|
|
Posts: 92,106
|
10-08-2014, 05:12 PM | #162 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
Casino cash: $2913962
|
No, I own sand mines that sell into the Frac industry. I stay away from anything related to eating or drinking near those places
__________________
|
Posts: 39,381
|
10-08-2014, 05:26 PM | #163 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
Casino cash: $2139163647
|
You are a wise man.
__________________
Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you. |
Posts: 69,804
|
10-08-2014, 06:26 PM | #164 |
Unsparing
Join Date: Aug 2008
Casino cash: $10004900
|
Come on man, you can tell us; they put a secret douchebag driving manual in every new model off the floor, don't they.
__________________
1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO ****ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020! |
Posts: 77,135
|
10-08-2014, 06:39 PM | #165 |
Back again, again.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: York, PA
Casino cash: $9583357
|
I am absolutely stunned that Mercedes-Benz drivers are so far behind in this poll.
|
Posts: 8,179
|
|
|