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Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 06:25 PM

Are there any bigger douchebags on the road than Infinity G25, G35, and Q60 drivers?

These flaming a-holes will do 30 mph over the limit on city streets, cut you off with the smallest of space, run red lights, tailgate mercilessly, and just generally act like they own the gd-damn road. They think their butts are plated with gold, giving them a divine, intrinsic right go faster, be in front, have a clear unobstructed view, cut off everybody on the road and get there sooner than everybody else in existence.

Poll to follow just on the minuscule odds that I might be overlooking the driver base of another make of car that is 1/10th as rude, obnoxious, selfish, conceited, narcissistic, reckless, pigheaded, self-gratifying and vain than Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. Even egotistical a-hole Benz drivers are not as big of douchebags. Even inferiority completed Volvo drivers who all wish they could afford a Benz are not such flaming douchebags.

Vote for the driving douchebag of your choice which you know in your heart are the soul-less, scum-sucking, evil, invertebrate maggots that are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. I predict this poll won't even be close.

Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard

I drive a G35 and a Truck.

The dreaded DOUBLE douchebag.

What do we have for him, Johnny!

**TimBone** · 10-07-2014, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

I'd rather be on a road full of speeders than one where people are driving the speed limit or less.

That doesn't make him a douchebag. That just makes you a speeder who feels he's entitled to not having to deal with drivers following the spped limit. I speed as well, but you getting mad at someone for driving the speed limit makes you the douchebag, not the other way around.

DaveNull · 10-07-2014, 08:04 PM

I think the infinity has some of the best tuned exhaust out there. I love how they sound.

Along the same lines, the new corvette sounds like the engine is trying to jump out of the car with its unhinged cam'y rumble. Two ends of the spectrum, but I like them both.

-King- · 10-07-2014, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

That doesn't make him a douchebag. That just makes you a speeder who feels he's entitled to not having to deal with drivers following the spped limit. I speed as well, but you getting mad at someone for driving the speed limit makes you the douchebag, not the other way around.

No. He's a douchebag.

**TimBone** · 10-07-2014, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

No. He's a douchebag.

That may very well be true. But it's not because he obeys the speed limit.

Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard

I drive a G35 and a Truck.

Appopriate avatar.

Now confess your sins, that you drive like a complete douchebag in your G35, speeding, cutting people off, tailgating, and you shall be forgiven my son.

For penance, you must rent a beige Toyota Camry and drive it for one week.

Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Yes there are actually

Anyone who drives a lifted truck here in Texas is a much bigger douche

We could probably go with a full thread for that one.

Big 3 vs Jap. Jacked up rigs vs mini pickups. Dualies. 1 tons. Flatbeds.

Don't even get me started on SUVs. I would have to include a dozen different SUVs.

**lewdog** · 10-07-2014, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

That doesn't make him a douchebag. That just makes you a speeder who feels he's entitled to not having to deal with drivers following the spped limit. I speed as well, but you getting mad at someone for driving the speed limit makes you the douchebag, not the other way around.

Fine if you want to drive the speed limit but stay in the far right ****ing lane when traffic is light on a freeway where 65 MPH is way too ****ing slow to be driving.

Also, I find anyone that does the exact speed limit, and yes I mean the exact speed limit all the time, has to be the most boring, rule following person on the face of the planet.

bsroyals54 · 10-07-2014, 08:08 PM

A much shorter condensed list would be vehicles that DON'T piss you off

**Buzz** · 10-07-2014, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bsroyals54

Of course I'm not including the fine people that occupy this forum

Your very familiar with a stick shift I see.

Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DaveNull

I think the infinity has some of the best tuned exhaust out there. I love how they sound.

Along the same lines, the new corvette sounds like the engine is trying to jump out of the car with its unhinged cam'y rumble. Two ends of the spectrum, but I like them both.

The Nissan VQ motors sound sweet.

Have you ever heard a supercharged Q motor? Sounds awesome in full wail.

**TimBone** · 10-07-2014, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Fine if you want to drive the speed limit but stay in the far right ****ing lane when traffic is light on a freeway where 65 MPH is way too ****ing slow to be driving.

Also, I find anyone that does the exact speed limit, and yes I mean the exact speed limit all the time, has to be the most boring, rule following person on the face of the planet.

Yeah, left lane cruisers can be a bitch.

Also, your analysis of exact speed limit drivers is accurate. My mother is that kind of driver and she is the most rule following, honest woman I know. I've seen her drive all the way back to the store to return money after getting home and realizing they've given her too much change on a transaction. I'm not talking large money, either. It was something like $1.00.

Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth

I don't understand why people speed. How is it worth it?

Make dog happy.

Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Fine if you want to drive the speed limit but stay in the far right ****ing lane when traffic is light on a freeway where 65 MPH is way too ****ing slow to be driving.

Also, I find anyone that does the exact speed limit, and yes I mean the exact speed limit all the time, has to be the most boring, rule following person on the face of the planet.

Alex Smith always drives the exact speed limit.

Reerun_KC · 10-07-2014, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Yup, it's these guys all day. Here let me jack my truck up as high as it will go, put a super loud exhaust on it but refuse to ever take it off pavement or get it dirty. These douches are all over and it's hilarious!

So OP what kind of car do you drive in the slow lane???

Suck balls dickwad. I aint taking my pavement princess off road.

View Poll Results: Are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers the biggest Douchebags on 4 wheels? Hint: Yes
Yes, Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 Drivers are the Tampax Gold Standard of vehicular Douchebags!	6	10.91%
No, BMW vermin are the Kotex tampons of rude drivers.	12	21.82%
No, Mercedez-Benz scum are the Playtex tampons of bad drivers.	6	10.91%
No, Volvo ass wipes are the Always tampons of horrid drivers.	1	1.82%
No, Lexus pukes are the Moxie tampons of obnoxious drivers.	1	1.82%
No, Mustang freaks are the Veeda tampons of brainless drivers.	4	7.27%
No, Honda Civic squids are the OB tampons of lowlife drivers.	2	3.64%
No, Prius jackasses are the Nutracare tampons of vile drivers	19	34.55%
None of the above, it a different car than any of these. See my post.	4	7.27%
Great poll, but you **** yourself in the ass with the sharp limb off an Aids tree anyway!	15	27.27%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll

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Kaepernick Niner Trash Join Date: Mar 2013 Casino cash: $10013638	Are there any bigger douchebags on the road than Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers? Are there any bigger douchebags on the road than Infinity G25, G35, and Q60 drivers? These flaming a-holes will do 30 mph over the limit on city streets, cut you off with the smallest of space, run red lights, tailgate mercilessly, and just generally act like they own the gd-damn road. They think their butts are plated with gold, giving them a divine, intrinsic right go faster, be in front, have a clear unobstructed view, cut off everybody on the road and get there sooner than everybody else in existence. Poll to follow just on the minuscule odds that I might be overlooking the driver base of another make of car that is 1/10th as rude, obnoxious, selfish, conceited, narcissistic, reckless, pigheaded, self-gratifying and vain than Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. Even egotistical a-hole Benz drivers are not as big of douchebags. Even inferiority completed Volvo drivers who all wish they could afford a Benz are not such flaming douchebags. Vote for the driving douchebag of your choice which you know in your heart are the soul-less, scum-sucking, evil, invertebrate maggots that are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. I predict this poll won't even be close.
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10-07-2014, 08:04 PM	#48
DaveNull Veteran Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Villa Straylight Casino cash: $10005610	I think the infinity has some of the best tuned exhaust out there. I love how they sound. Along the same lines, the new corvette sounds like the engine is trying to jump out of the car with its unhinged cam'y rumble. Two ends of the spectrum, but I like them both.
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10-07-2014, 08:08 PM	#54
bsroyals54 Devil's Advocate Join Date: May 2014 Casino cash: $9951971	A much shorter condensed list would be vehicles that DON'T piss you off
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