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09-19-2014, 01:31 PM | #3 |
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09-19-2014, 01:33 PM | #4 |
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I hope so. When I read his threads I think, "damn, that used to be me when I was single." He's gotta get on that.
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09-19-2014, 01:34 PM | #5 |
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Nope. He'd ramble some bullshit about the chiefs and they'd go hit on xztop.
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09-19-2014, 01:36 PM | #7 |
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A mock draft of the order of which chicks he'd ****...next year
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09-19-2014, 01:41 PM | #8 |
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Hard to say. There are a few things we need to consider here:
a) How tall is Direckshun? This is important. Most chicks are wearing slutty costumes on Halloween and heels are generally part of those costumes. Unless he's going as Channing Tatum portraying a leprechaun, no chick wants to smash with a midget in a hotdog costume. b) What is the age demographic of this party? This is also important. If Direckshun is young, he could potentially be a crowd favorite at a party full of cougars. This is their one night a year to dress like they're still in college and get shit-hammered drunk at the punch table while eating candy corn and Reece's cups... contemplating where and how their lives went so terribly wrong and they settled for mediocrity. This is Direckshun's chance to swoop in for a one night stand and ease some pain with a nice dose of pillow talk and maybe a little oral. If Direckshun is an older dude attending, say, his younger cousin's frat party, he's probably got no shot unless he has either a decent looking face, athletic body, or a fat wallet and a fatter package. c) Is this a church party? No description needed here. d) Does Direckshun condone boning drunk chicks? If so, Goldschlager, Fireball, and Rum Chata must be an essential part of his party kit for the night. This stuff is catnip for hot young chicks. 4-5 shots of any of these will have a girl not only looking at you in a completely different light, but probably looking at you looking at her naked as well.
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09-19-2014, 01:51 PM | #9 |
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09-19-2014, 01:53 PM | #10 |
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09-19-2014, 01:53 PM | #11 |
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I've been his wingman. Trust me, this is a difficult task.
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09-19-2014, 01:57 PM | #12 |
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Does he ask girls how fast they run a 40 yard dash? The cops are called shortly after...
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How is his chin?
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