What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?

[Hammock Parties]

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.

At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.

A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork

I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite

One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by sedated

That was my typical lunch when I worked there in high school (and was a little porker at the time). Then random times during my shift I'd create a burger out of the various buns (Arch-Deluxe was my fav bun) and toppings (bacon!), run into walk-in and down it as fast as I could.

At the end of the day we could take all the leftovers so everyone who hadn't worked there for a couple years would leave with giant sacks of food.

A 20 piece on the regular? holy smokes man, I bet you were a porker.

The arch deluxe had a fancier, thicker type bun IIRC, makes good sense to use that one... free food is the single best perk to working in any type of restaurant, especially ones that dont have Gestapo rules about it.

Being able to slap your own thing together with whatevers available rocks.

[shitgoose]

When i was about 13, I watched a buddy eat 42 fish sticks and a huge bag of fried okra in one sitting. Outrageous amount of fried food. He was a complete fat ass

[sedated]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

A 20 piece on the regular? holy smokes man, I bet you were a porker.

My sister dated a lineman on the high school football team, and his typical lunch was a Big Mac meal (supersized), 2 cheeseburgers, and a 6-piece nugget. Even with as much as I usually ate, I thought that was something to behold. I ran into him several years later and he probably weighed 350 (not in a good way).

[IowaChiefs83]

I use to go to a bar on every Thursday night with a friend. We would each order a large plate of chicken nachos and share a large pizza. I was always able to finish my full plate of nachos and my half of the pizza while washing it all down with five beers. My friend could never get passed the halfway point on his nachos.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by sedated

My sister dated a lineman on the high school football team, and his typical lunch was a Big Mac meal (supersized), 2 cheeseburgers, and a 6-piece nugget. Even with as much as I usually ate, I thought that was something to behold. I ran into him several years later and he probably weighed 350 (not in a good way).

Bet the girls werent so hot for him at that point, lol.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I once knocked off a 20 piece McNugget and large fries.

That's only 1,450 calories.

You need to break the 2k range or do something appalling with the combinations to be one of the cool kids.

[BigMeatballDave]

Adam Richman would ****ing own this thread.

[frankotank]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I once knocked off a 20 piece McNugget and large fries.

in my younger days one of my fav things was a batch of fresh hot McNuggets....best when too hot to eat. pop one in an take a big glug of beer to cool it down. munch and repeat. Mcbeerggets.....yum.

not 20 though. I'm not a pervert.

[PhillyChiefFan]

Before I figured out the whole calories in calories out thing:

1. My grandmother used to fry my cousin and I a pound of bacon every other morning in the summer. Then she'd use the grease to fry us eggs. We used white toast with butter on it to "soak up the grease" on the bacon itself

2. Added butter and salt to Top Ramen

3. Ate half a bag of nacho cheese doritos in a sitting.

[blaise]

I could eat 20 McNuggets pretty easily I think.

[EyePod]

I used to dip pizza and/or mozzarella sticks in nacho cheese. This was in my senior year of high school. I put on the weight before college! Now I'm still down 30 pounds since then and have maintained that +/-5 for years. Would love to drop another 10 though.

Looking back though, that food tasted AWESOME.

[Fish]

I feel fortunate growing up in a town so small we didn't have a single fast food drive through.

[htismaqe]

I went to the Iowa State Fair a couple of weeks ago.

That place can make you fat by osmosis.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by frankotank

in my younger days one of my fav things was a batch of fresh hot McNuggets....best when too hot to eat. pop one in an take a big glug of beer to cool it down. munch and repeat. Mcbeerggets.....yum.

not 20 though. I'm not a pervert.

Yep, they gotta be fresh, nothings worse than some dried up old McNuggets.

[Hammock Parties]

If you ever use one of these, you are so fat.