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yeah. | 9 | 45.00% | |
yeah. | 11 | 55.00% | |
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05-13-2014, 04:13 PM | #4981 |
oxymoron
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My dick's everything that I'm not: short and pencil-thin.
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05-13-2014, 04:13 PM | #4982 | |
ˇRIOS MIO!
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05-13-2014, 04:14 PM | #4983 |
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It could be a back scratcher.
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05-13-2014, 04:15 PM | #4984 |
"You like to drink?"
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This supposedly flies in the face of everything I've read / been told about how vaginal sex doesn't do it for most women..
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05-13-2014, 04:17 PM | #4985 | |
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05-13-2014, 04:17 PM | #4986 |
Life is changing..
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My dick.. like supersized. Your dick.. looks like two fries.
My dick..plays on the double feature screen. Your dick.. went straight to DVD. |
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05-13-2014, 04:18 PM | #4987 | |
"You like to drink?"
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-Yo' dick, look like a little kid's
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05-13-2014, 04:19 PM | #4988 |
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05-13-2014, 04:20 PM | #4989 |
You gotta kill a few people
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Eating the cat is an extremely useful skill.
When I'm in a committed, monogamous relationship I like to go downtown early and often. They're practically begging for a hard dick in them after you eat the cat for 10 minutes. .... Then they don't get mad when you blow in 45 seconds! |
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05-13-2014, 04:20 PM | #4990 |
Consuming CP souls
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Double bag it smoke. JFC
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05-13-2014, 04:20 PM | #4991 |
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I'd blame the lack of an operating manual all around.
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05-13-2014, 04:24 PM | #4992 | |
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05-13-2014, 04:24 PM | #4993 | |
Life is changing..
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Hey baby, can I eat your cat? Sounds very odd. |
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05-13-2014, 04:25 PM | #4994 |
Consuming CP souls
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Don't go down on that
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05-13-2014, 04:25 PM | #4995 |
"You like to drink?"
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