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If they had a warrant, they wouldn't summon it and leave it on the door, they would had already arrested you by now, you know?
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03-28-2014, 10:02 PM | #47 |
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Don't know if anyone mention it, but any restraining orders?
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03-28-2014, 10:06 PM | #48 |
Arf! Arf! Arf!
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I'd talk
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03-28-2014, 10:11 PM | #49 |
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You're going to jail..murder a couple hookers and do a bunch of blow and then go on a high speed chase to make it exciting since you are going to the big house anyway
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03-28-2014, 10:15 PM | #50 |
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03-28-2014, 10:22 PM | #51 |
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Did you have any one night stands around or a little over a month ago? Daddy sounding good right about now?
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03-28-2014, 10:27 PM | #52 |
Debunking your bullshit
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03-28-2014, 10:29 PM | #53 |
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Keg in KC has illegally smuggled in C4 and other military high explosives for the specific intent on blowing up national landmarks.
you're welcome NSA
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03-28-2014, 10:36 PM | #54 | |
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maybe check with your lawyer before going. Mine turned out to be an old landlord for a relative I had helped out who sued me instead of them. I was fine with being served so it wasn't a big deal to pick it up, but it can be nerve wracking. |
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03-28-2014, 10:36 PM | #55 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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You are being subpoena for a paternity test, from the bimbo lady you knocked up some 15 years ago when you were drunk on a night out at the bars. She is trying to claim back child support. They want your DNA to see if you are the biological father of the child.
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03-28-2014, 10:37 PM | #56 |
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Nope. I'm about as much of a hermit as you can be. I don't even know anybody that I don't work with.
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03-28-2014, 10:39 PM | #57 |
Kindness in words...
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03-28-2014, 10:39 PM | #58 |
Kindness in words...
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03-28-2014, 10:42 PM | #59 |
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He got an elephant drunk.
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03-28-2014, 10:42 PM | #60 |
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This whole "avoid it so you don't get served" thing is really bad advice. Lets say its someone suing you and you successfully get the sheriff to give up. Whoever is suing you could hire a professional process server and if they can't find you right away, if they are unethical they could give you garbage service and swear under oath in court that you were served.
Congratulations, now you have a judgment to unravel, all because you thought you were clever by avoiding service. If you are being sued, you should just find out what it is. (not saying thats what this case is, but you should never duck service)
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