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02-11-2017, 12:05 PM | #2 |
**** you, you cretin.
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We don't celebrate Valentine's Day, she doesn't like flowers she thinks they're a waste. We've been together for 8 years and we never once celebrated. Just a normal day for us.
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02-11-2017, 12:15 PM | #3 |
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This photo. Printed on aluminum.
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02-11-2017, 12:15 PM | #4 |
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hoyle playin card pack, fiff of Evan Williams n penis
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02-11-2017, 12:17 PM | #5 |
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penis
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02-11-2017, 12:27 PM | #6 |
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Bottega Louie macarons
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02-11-2017, 12:27 PM | #7 |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
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i was just going to post something very similar.
i am completely out of ideas. my penis works well, thanks for asking. might just slap some ribeyes on the grill, and then slap the broad upside the head with my penis.
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02-11-2017, 12:27 PM | #8 |
My name...is Horace!
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We usually only get each other funny cards. The other stuff (flowers, chocolate, stuffed bears, etc) is all a waste of money. Of course, one could argue a card is a waste of money as well, but never-the-less, it's what we do.
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02-11-2017, 12:29 PM | #9 |
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Some leggings. One pair with the crotch cut out for the penis
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02-11-2017, 12:30 PM | #10 |
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My wife wanted some new expensive shoes.
I said order them up and that's your Valentine's day present. The end.
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02-11-2017, 12:31 PM | #11 |
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02-11-2017, 12:32 PM | #12 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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A pair of slippers and a dildo.
If she don't like the slippers she can go **** herself.
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02-11-2017, 12:33 PM | #13 |
I'll be back.
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flowers, chocolates, dick
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02-11-2017, 12:34 PM | #14 |
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02-11-2017, 12:41 PM | #15 |
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Used to get the wife Lingerie but thought it was a waste of money cause she would only have it on for a few seconds.....
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