Football HEY SORTER!! (and SULLY)

Dinny Bossa Nova · 11-04-2014, 07:36 PM

Is there any way you guys can learn us some football?

I respect, admire and am totally green with envy y'all's knowledge of football defenses and offenses and the structuring of the plays and such.

My personal playing experience pinnacle is the sandlot with neighborhood kids where the greatest play ever called was "EVERYBODY GO OUT FOR A PASS!!!!"

I am the epitome of the armchair fan watching a game that has no idea what he is looking at. But I still dig the hell out of it.

I'm too old and creepy to attend a football for girls class, so is there anywhere to get started like a football for dummies path to follow?

The Jets playbook is kind of useless to me at this point. I'm looking for the cue-cards being held a little lower.

You guys could probably organize some seminars and get tons of us mopes here to sign up. I'd like to sit in the front row.

Enlighten us, wise ones, please.

Dinny

11-04-2014, 07:36 PM	Topic Starter
Dinny Bossa Nova MVP Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $9990442	HEY SORTER!! (and SULLY) Is there any way you guys can learn us some football? I respect, admire and am totally green with envy y'all's knowledge of football defenses and offenses and the structuring of the plays and such. My personal playing experience pinnacle is the sandlot with neighborhood kids where the greatest play ever called was "EVERYBODY GO OUT FOR A PASS!!!!" I am the epitome of the armchair fan watching a game that has no idea what he is looking at. But I still dig the hell out of it. I'm too old and creepy to attend a football for girls class, so is there anywhere to get started like a football for dummies path to follow? The Jets playbook is kind of useless to me at this point. I'm looking for the cue-cards being held a little lower. You guys could probably organize some seminars and get tons of us mopes here to sign up. I'd like to sit in the front row. Enlighten us, wise ones, please. Dinny
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