HEY SORTER!! (and SULLY)
 

Is there any way you guys can learn us some football?

I respect, admire and am totally green with envy y'all's knowledge of football defenses and offenses and the structuring of the plays and such.

My personal playing experience pinnacle is the sandlot with neighborhood kids where the greatest play ever called was "EVERYBODY GO OUT FOR A PASS!!!!"

I am the epitome of the armchair fan watching a game that has no idea what he is looking at. But I still dig the hell out of it.

I'm too old and creepy to attend a football for girls class, so is there anywhere to get started like a football for dummies path to follow?

The Jets playbook is kind of useless to me at this point. I'm looking for the cue-cards being held a little lower.

You guys could probably organize some seminars and get tons of us mopes here to sign up. I'd like to sit in the front row.

Enlighten us, wise ones, please.

Dinny

**** Sorter

What's football?

Sorter may be tied up with a lawsuit for a while...

It's a game with big guys and a pigskin, but that's not important right now.

Dinny

Could you imagine if it was a bunch of little guys and really big pigskins?

From the name, I assume some game predominately involving kicking the ball.

x trips banana red z flanker zap spider 6.

You're welcome.

Sure!

There's pigs and little guys?!?!?!?

Thanks.

That was real swell of you doin' a solid.

Watching football will never be the same.

I'ma lay some field mouse rep stick on ya.

Dinny

y=mx+b

Make him give you a free guitar lesson for educating him Sorter.

I'll post some screen caps of the Chiefs with the Jets PB so it'll make more sense. Try to get a few up tonight.

Literally been asking this in almost every Sorter thread.