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Fish are scared of me
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Colonoscopy Wednesday morning
Any suggestions ? I've got my colon blast prepped .
Dr. Told me she is a huge 49ers fan. I told her thanks for the QB, how'd your year go. Was that a bad idea ? |
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Fist meet Anus.
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watch out for your cornhole.
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Sounds normal for a Chiefs playoff week. Normally happens after the game though.
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Better you than me.
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She sounds hot.
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prepare thy anus
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Quote:
The prep is worse than the procedure.
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Yep, lol you never think it's gonna end. The key is to not eat too much the day before the prep. And the farting and extreme hunger afterwards too.
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I had to FYP, amirite? I had one done about 10 years ago due to bleeding. They found 3 polyps, 2 of them precancerous. I've since tried 3 more times to have another one done & can't get myself cleaned out good enough. When you're a paraplegic that absolutely SUCKS!!!!!! I can't feel anything. So use your imagination. Let's just say I have a good wife. If I told you about one of the times, y'all would be disgusted I'm guarantee.
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Can you do us a favor and hit record on your cell phone before going under? You may have a lawsuit when you get home.
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I have a few suggestions. Once you begin drinking whatever nasty bowel ravaging concoction they listed, do not go to the store, post office, or even to get your mail if you have a driveway. Stay within 25 feet of a toilet for the next 6 to 12 hours. Wear sweats or pants that are loose around the waist. You do not want ANY added pressure in that area. After the 7th or 8th time your colon erupts, it won't matter how soft your toilet paper is; it may as well be a cheese grater at that point. Just go, then get in the shower and clean up. The water will also hurt but not as much as paper. Drink water between toilet trips to keep hydrated. The very worst part of the colonoscopy experience is the preparation. God be with you and keep you!
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