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View Poll Results: Are you going to the Area 51 storming event? | |||
Yes, I'm already signed up. I'll stop in Vegas on the way out! | 4 | 5.33% | |
I'm not signed up yet, but I plan to do so, once I brush up on my alien theories. | 5 | 6.67% | |
No, I'm not planning on going, but only because I can't get off work in time. | 10 | 13.33% | |
No, I'm not planning on going because I don't want to die horrifically. | 37 | 49.33% | |
I have not yet made any plans for human wave assaults in the desert. | 19 | 25.33% | |
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07-14-2019, 02:48 PM | #1 |
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pie is never free
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07-14-2019, 04:24 PM | #3 |
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Our plans are not that violent. Violence is stupid. Were going to use birth control, lack of socialization, pornography, and sex robots to dramatically lower fertility rates. You're going extinct and you won't even know it or care.
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07-14-2019, 04:29 PM | #4 |
pie is never free
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Dang, you are so right Mr Rothstein
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07-14-2019, 04:34 PM | #5 |
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Care? Most people would vote for that.
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07-14-2019, 04:44 PM | #6 |
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07-14-2019, 07:17 PM | #7 |
Bring it on Ahab!
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07-14-2019, 08:06 PM | #9 |
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07-14-2019, 04:23 PM | #10 |
Bring it on Ahab!
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Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it. |
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07-14-2019, 11:50 PM | #12 |
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