Life Let Your Weeks Frustrations Out Here! - Page 3

Otter · 02-23-2019, 06:43 PM

Alrighty! I’ve been away from home for over 2 weeks and I want to see my wife, play with my dog, ride my mountain bike and play a video game while I drink a beer. Let’s bitch about what pisses us off!

Right now, I want to break into the media department and choke out the people who make these medication commercials. The setting is so predictable and goes something like this:

*Person: smelling flowers and loving life
*Narrator: this pill may cause blindness, loss of taste, or your eyeballs may simply fall off your body
*Person: pets dog or cat with a big smile or jumps in pool with loving background of friends and family
*Narrator: your anus may prolapse and cause you to uncontrollably stick your finger in ear which may result in deafness
*Person: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*Narrator: this medication may also cause issues of suicidal thoughts, cause you to want to murder puppies, commit infanticide, change the locks on your door so your family can’t get and set the house on fire. Consult your physician.
*Person: I'm loving life!!! Wheee!!!

Who the hell is using a commercial to shop for medication while trying to catch the weather on the 6pm news?

So, what pissed you off this week? This month? This year? Nothing is too trivial, let loose CP!

RedRaider56 · 02-23-2019, 09:50 PM

obese women wearing leggings..noooooooooooooooo

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2019, 10:14 PM

I think I turned into my dad last night.

Last night I was laying in bed and hear a ruckus of chickens outside. That only means one thing...something is killing them.

I lept out of bed and went outside in the misting rain, opened the door to the chicken house, saw a beast run down the ramp...and I stepped to the side, shined my light on it and plunked 3 rounds into its head from my trusty rueger 10-22.

There I was...in the rain, in my underwear, an old chore coat, muck boots with a flashlight and a rifle next to a deceased opossum.

I realized I had seen my dad in a similar predicament when I was a kid. Life comes full circle.

I guess I'm not upset about it...but it's a better story than the things that are bugging me

ClevelandBronco · 02-23-2019, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson

Use a f’ing apostrophe you Neandrathal.

Spell ****ing Neanderthal correctly, you troglodyte.

**SAUTO** · 02-23-2019, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mlyonsd

Went to start my trusty 22 year old Murray snowblower and found that the starter had worked it's way loose and the bolts were gone. Went to the hardware store for new ones and came back to find out as it came loose it buggered up the threads in the engine block. Much disappoint.

Sister came back from Cabo to find the sewer had backed up in her basement. I'll take my problem over hers.

Easy fix. It probably only gotthe last couple of threads. Just clean them up with a tap.

If worse than that just drill and heli-coil them

64 Chief · 02-24-2019, 10:59 AM

Southwest cancelled an early morning flight and it was 14 hours before I boarded another. This was not weather related. On the return flight, the plane was also a no go because of mechanical issues but the wait was less. If another airline flies to where you want to go, take it.

Otter · 02-24-2019, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 64 Chief

Southwest cancelled an early morning flight and it was 14 hours before I boarded another. This was not weather related. On the return flight, the plane was also a no go because of mechanical issues but the wait was less. If another airline flies to where you want to go, take it.

I used to enjoy flying for the facts that once at the airport your only responsibility was to make it to the gate in time, not drink too much to fly, and enjoy the scenery.

Flying is now a pain in the ass.

**Buehler445** · 02-24-2019, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

All this sex trafficking, like the opioid crisis, being elusive to me. The **** can’t I find either of these 2 things?

Holy shit!!

I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this.

**Buehler445** · 02-24-2019, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson

Use a f’ing apostrophe you Neandrathal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray

^Like this^

Pisses me off when people spell Neanderthal wrong.

..so easy, even a cave johnson can't do it.

I love this place!

**Buehler445** · 02-24-2019, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunit35

Found out my brother is addicted to meth. He says he’s trying to get clean. He stormed out of rehab two days into his stay. He won’t talk to me due to making him mad.

We found out my wife’s grandpa has terminal lung cancer. Doctors are giving him six months. He raised my wife and is just an incredible person. He is not doing well at all. Can barely eat. Losing weight. I hate seeing him in such bad shape. We’ve been visiting him a lot. I want my girls to remember their great grandpa.

Then a family friend/ my wife’s aunts mother in law died of a massive heart attack on Thursday. Hasn’t been a good month for our family.

**** man. I’m really sorry. Like REALLY sorry.

Hang in there. Seriously.

All the best.

jimidollar · 02-24-2019, 02:24 PM

People writing checks in the grocery store. Took the dude longer to write the check than it did for me to pick out my items. You don't have enough cash for tic tacs and a newspaper?!

Coochie liquor · 02-24-2019, 02:34 PM

The guy I work with spits when he talks. And he won’t shut the **** up for 1 minute.

02-23-2019, 06:43 PM
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $2608382	Let Your Weeks Frustrations Out Here! Alrighty! I’ve been away from home for over 2 weeks and I want to see my wife, play with my dog, ride my mountain bike and play a video game while I drink a beer. Let’s bitch about what pisses us off! Right now, I want to break into the media department and choke out the people who make these medication commercials. The setting is so predictable and goes something like this: *Person: smelling flowers and loving life *Narrator: this pill may cause blindness, loss of taste, or your eyeballs may simply fall off your body *Person: pets dog or cat with a big smile or jumps in pool with loving background of friends and family *Narrator: your anus may prolapse and cause you to uncontrollably stick your finger in ear which may result in deafness *Person: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!! *Narrator: this medication may also cause issues of suicidal thoughts, cause you to want to murder puppies, commit infanticide, change the locks on your door so your family can’t get and set the house on fire. Consult your physician. *Person: I'm loving life!!! Wheee!!! Who the hell is using a commercial to shop for medication while trying to catch the weather on the 6pm news? So, what pissed you off this week? This month? This year? Nothing is too trivial, let loose CP!
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02-23-2019, 09:50 PM	#31
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02-23-2019, 10:14 PM	#32
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4688454	I think I turned into my dad last night. Last night I was laying in bed and hear a ruckus of chickens outside. That only means one thing...something is killing them. I lept out of bed and went outside in the misting rain, opened the door to the chicken house, saw a beast run down the ramp...and I stepped to the side, shined my light on it and plunked 3 rounds into its head from my trusty rueger 10-22. There I was...in the rain, in my underwear, an old chore coat, muck boots with a flashlight and a rifle next to a deceased opossum. I realized I had seen my dad in a similar predicament when I was a kid. Life comes full circle. I guess I'm not upset about it...but it's a better story than the things that are bugging me
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02-24-2019, 10:59 AM	#35
64 Chief Starter Join Date: Apr 2005 Casino cash: $4767487	Southwest cancelled an early morning flight and it was 14 hours before I boarded another. This was not weather related. On the return flight, the plane was also a no go because of mechanical issues but the wait was less. If another airline flies to where you want to go, take it.
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02-24-2019, 02:24 PM	#40
jimidollar MVP Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Texas Casino cash: $10021632	People writing checks in the grocery store. Took the dude longer to write the check than it did for me to pick out my items. You don't have enough cash for tic tacs and a newspaper?! __________________ -------------------- "I will have my glory day in the hot sun."- Nacho
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02-24-2019, 02:34 PM	#41
Coochie liquor Bolton gonna knock you out Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Free Vybz Kartel Casino cash: $2562394	The guy I work with spits when he talks. And he won’t shut the **** up for 1 minute.
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