The Score Has Been Evened.......For Now.

Originally posted by Slim_Shady
God I love bird bombs

Reminds me of the time I set one off with a fuse and a cigarette to get even with a lady that lived by the place I used to work. By the time it went off I was 10 minutes out of town. From what I heard later, there were 3 city cops, 1 sheriff, 2 firetrucks, and an ambulence, because people thought a bakery was exploding or that someone shot themself.

- I remember that story.

Careful, though. Jettio is starting an anti birdbomb movement. He's calling it BBOOB.

I'll let somebody more creative than I complete the acronym.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Phobia

- I remember that story.

Careful, though. Jettio is starting an anti birdbomb movement. He's calling it BBOOB.

I'll let somebody more creative than I complete the acronym.

Bird
Bombs
Off
Our
Boards

[jettio]

Originally posted by Phobia


Oh, he didn't play. He just goes to the golf course to hide in the bushes and blow airhorns at golfers in their backswing.

Wouldn't that be ironic?

I tried some of those soynuts as a snack at the golf course, but found out that it makes the foghorn too loud a couple of holes later.

[Talisman]

Originally posted by jettio
Well, if you did let the meth heads in on your secret, Bully for You.

I guess you realize that I was right about how your story did not make sense.

Maybe you could have just said that you realized it instead of letting Brock, Logical, goad you into their stupid name calling act.

You should be proud. Be sure to tell all of your other neighbors and the Police about your activities.

Maybe I was wrong about that you only did something you wanted to do and created a false justification for it.

Tell you what, if you were right to do it. Keep on doing it. Keep firing off your no longer secret gay bird bombs and keep the Planet updated. You owe it to your fans.

Why can't you just agree to disagree and stop with the holier-than-thou attitude? At first I thought you had just had a bad day, but now you're coming off as a pompous jerk. Is this issue really that important to you?

[Nelson Muntz]

Originally posted by Talisman


Why can't you just agree to disagree and stop with the holier-than-thou attitude? At first I thought you had just had a bad day, but now you're coming off as a pompous jerk. Is this issue really that important to you?

[Nelson Muntz]

Originally posted by Phobia


- I remember that story.

Careful, though. Jettio is starting an anti birdbomb movement. He's calling it BBOOB.

I'll let somebody more creative than I complete the acronym.

I couldn't remember if i had told it or not. oh well, i still laugh my ass off when thinking about it.


Jettio's probably just pissed cuz his mommy wouldn't let him by any snap-n-pops this year

[LVNHACK]

Originally posted by jettio


Well, if you did let the meth heads in on your secret, Bully for You.

I guess you realize that I was right about how your story did not make sense.

Maybe you could have just said that you realized it instead of letting Brock, Logical, goad you into their stupid name calling act.

You should be proud. Be sure to tell all of your other neighbors and the Police about your activities.

Maybe I was wrong about that you only did something you wanted to do and created a false justification for it.

Tell you what, if you were right to do it. Keep on doing it. Keep firing off your no longer secret gay bird bombs and keep the Planet updated. You owe it to your fans.

And people think I'm an asshole.....................

[jettio]

Originally posted by Phobia


- I remember that story.

Careful, though. Jettio is starting an anti birdbomb movement. He's calling it BBOOB.

I'll let somebody more creative than I complete the acronym.

I am all for bird bombs. I just thought it was kind of Ted Kascynski-ish to act as if he had some kind of justification for it, and to do it secretly. While claiming that it was intended to address the fact that bottle rockets disturbed his enjoyment of his property.

I actually pointed it out in a way that did not require the conniption he had.

[Nelson Muntz]

Originally posted by jettio


I am all for bird bombs. I just thought it was kind of Ted Kascynski-ish to act as if he had some kind of justification for it, and to do it secretly. While claiming that it was intended to address the fact that bottle rockets disturbed his enjoyment of his property.

I actually pointed it out in a way that did not require the conniption he had.

He probably didn't announce that he was going to do it, cuz I'm sure the cops can find something to arrest you for when you use bird bombs in a manner other than directed.

[jettio]

Originally posted by Talisman


Why can't you just agree to disagree and stop with the holier-than-thou attitude? At first I thought you had just had a bad day, but now you're coming off as a pompous jerk. Is this issue really that important to you?

No, I just realized that I had posted replies to several of the morning posts and thought it disrespectful not to address Bwana's reply.

I thought he deserved a reply if I replied to the others.

I really do not care that much about it.

I am sorry that I did not agree with everyone else that thought it was a wonderful idea.

Hopefully, Bwana will ignore my lone voice and keep bird-bombing the neighborhood.

[jettio]

Originally posted by Slim_Shady



I couldn't remember if i had told it or not. oh well, i still laugh my ass off when thinking about it.


Jettio's probably just pissed cuz his mommy wouldn't let him by any snap-n-pops this year

Originally posted by jettio
I am all for bird bombs. I just thought it was kind of Ted Kascynski-ish to act as if he had some kind of justification for it, and to do it secretly. While claiming that it was intended to address the fact that bottle rockets disturbed his enjoyment of his property.

I actually pointed it out in a way that did not require the conniption he had.

Having known and read Bwana stories for ~5 years, I don't think he's the type of person to shy from a physical confrontation. Basically, you're calling him a puss because of the covert nature of his story. Hello? That's half of the reason the story is so damned funny!

You're wrong, but I don't care if you keep flipping Bwana shit. He's a big boy.

[stevieray]

Originally posted by Phobia


Having known and read Bwana stories for ~5 years, I don't think he's the type of person to shy from a physical confrontation. Basically, you're calling him a puss because of the covert nature of his story. Hello? That's half of the reason the story is so damned funny!

You're wrong, but I don't care if you keep flipping Bwana shit. He's a big boy.

Don't listen to Phob...He's bluffing.......millertime is a wimp.

[WilliamTheIrish]

..... Lose a big speeding case in court this week?

[jettio]

Originally posted by WilliamTheIrish
..... Lose a big speeding case in court this week?

Nah, William.

I had started to be convinced by the smarter conservatives on the board about how tiresome it was to have these psychological apologies for people breaking the law.

I thought it was cool to blow stuff up.

I just don't want to hear Bwana's bleeding heart do-gooder philosophy about why he did it. Who cares what caused it? Just do it.

It reminded me of the time Recount was complaining about how the Texaco Twins were driving up the price of Molotov cocktails as if that were the sole justification for Molotov cocktails.

Just throw the damn thing and , Recount.

Bwana, Just blow up the neighborhood and leave out the "explanation," Too many damn lawyers already.