Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 4 - emaw82 versus alanm - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 06-24-2018, 12:59 PM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - Inside a carnival Fun House
Starting Distance - 134 feet

emaw82

Main Weapon - 3 smoke bombs and a solid sharpened stick
Backup Weapon - Hedge Clippers

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - Your opponent must wear a mild shock collar that you can implement once per minute with a verbal command

alanm

Main Weapon - A sawed-off shotgun with six shells
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 24 seconds
Special Factors - You have a prissy cheerleader on your side who hits like a girl and is unarmed (and won't carry weapons), but who really wants to help you.

**Bwana** · 06-24-2018, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

No one is taking the pointy stick over a shotgun. Nevermind, I see emaw must have voted for himself.

Actually, he didn't.

emaw82 · 06-24-2018, 09:26 PM

Emaw82 blinds himself with smoke, trips, and impales himself.

These were seriously bad odds.

**Buehler445** · 06-24-2018, 10:10 PM

Alanm.

By a lot. Even if he’s getting shocked he’ll get close enough with a scatter gun.

**srvy** · 06-24-2018, 11:17 PM

Depends on how many volts. It could render Alanm incoherent for minutes for the fatal vampire spike.

**srvy** · 06-24-2018, 11:27 PM

The prissy cheerleader could be a factor if she goes in naked with high leg kicks shaken her pom poms. Emaw82 if its in a mirror house may not wanna use the smoke bombs and ruin his multi view of the cheerleader. This one could be unpredictable.

**TimBone** · 06-25-2018, 12:38 AM

Emaw hast 9 minutes to figure out the mirror pattern of this funhouse. That's pretty big. He figures out a nice corner to hide in, and how to tell when Alanm is approaching, and from what direction. Then all he has to do is give the verbal shock command as Alanm is turning that corner, and then stab while Alanm is stunned.

I'm gonna assume that Alanm is too much of a gentleman to use a woman as a meatshield, so he's taking that stabbing all on his own.

Emaw with a great upset victory here.

Graystoke · 06-25-2018, 07:18 AM

Sawed off Shotgun and Cheerleader everytime

raybec 4 · 06-25-2018, 08:42 AM

Let the cheerleader take the first stab and blast away, easy peasy.

**luv** · 06-25-2018, 08:44 AM

Am I overlooking Round 1, Match 3?

ThaVirus · 06-25-2018, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

Emaw hast 9 minutes to figure out the mirror pattern of this funhouse. That's pretty big. He figures out a nice corner to hide in, and how to tell when Alanm is approaching, and from what direction. Then all he has to do is give the verbal shock command as Alanm is turning that corner, and then stab while Alanm is stunned.

I'm gonna assume that Alanm is too much of a gentleman to use a woman as a meatshield, so he's taking that stabbing all on his own.

Emaw with a great upset victory here.

Agreed.

Prep time, location and the smoke bombs really favor Emaw here.

**Rain Man** · 06-26-2018, 09:10 AM

Okay, apparently emaw couldn't use camouflage well enough to overcome a shotgun. alanm advanced to the next round, and someone's going to have to use a lot of windex to clean those mirrors.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
emaw82	8	14.55%
alanm	47	85.45%
Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll

06-24-2018, 12:59 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3158491 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 4 - emaw82 versus alanm Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. Venue - Inside a carnival Fun House Starting Distance - 134 feet emaw82 Main Weapon - 3 smoke bombs and a solid sharpened stick Backup Weapon - Hedge Clippers Prep Time - 9 Minutes Special Factors - Your opponent must wear a mild shock collar that you can implement once per minute with a verbal command alanm Main Weapon - A sawed-off shotgun with six shells Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 24 seconds Special Factors - You have a prissy cheerleader on your side who hits like a girl and is unarmed (and won't carry weapons), but who really wants to help you.
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06-24-2018, 09:26 PM	#17
emaw82 Starter Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Topeka Casino cash: $4154900	Emaw82 blinds himself with smoke, trips, and impales himself. These were seriously bad odds.
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06-24-2018, 10:10 PM	#18
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $2154734	Alanm. By a lot. Even if he’s getting shocked he’ll get close enough with a scatter gun.
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06-24-2018, 11:17 PM	#19
srvy Fight, build, win! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KC Casino cash: $1511250	Depends on how many volts. It could render Alanm incoherent for minutes for the fatal vampire spike. __________________ "The victim stance is a powerful one. The victim is always morally right, neither responsible nor accountable, and forever entitled to sympathy."
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06-24-2018, 11:27 PM	#20
srvy Fight, build, win! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KC Casino cash: $1511250	The prissy cheerleader could be a factor if she goes in naked with high leg kicks shaken her pom poms. Emaw82 if its in a mirror house may not wanna use the smoke bombs and ruin his multi view of the cheerleader. This one could be unpredictable. __________________ "The victim stance is a powerful one. The victim is always morally right, neither responsible nor accountable, and forever entitled to sympathy."
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06-25-2018, 12:38 AM	#21
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	Emaw hast 9 minutes to figure out the mirror pattern of this funhouse. That's pretty big. He figures out a nice corner to hide in, and how to tell when Alanm is approaching, and from what direction. Then all he has to do is give the verbal shock command as Alanm is turning that corner, and then stab while Alanm is stunned. I'm gonna assume that Alanm is too much of a gentleman to use a woman as a meatshield, so he's taking that stabbing all on his own. Emaw with a great upset victory here.
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06-25-2018, 07:18 AM	#22
Graystoke MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Driftless Region Casino cash: $765564	Sawed off Shotgun and Cheerleader everytime
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06-25-2018, 08:42 AM	#23
raybec 4 MVP Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: East Jabip Casino cash: $5113807	Let the cheerleader take the first stab and blast away, easy peasy.
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06-25-2018, 08:44 AM	#24
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6159600	Am I overlooking Round 1, Match 3?
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06-26-2018, 09:10 AM	#26
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3158491 VARSITY	Okay, apparently emaw couldn't use camouflage well enough to overcome a shotgun. alanm advanced to the next round, and someone's going to have to use a lot of windex to clean those mirrors. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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