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Detoxing | 31 | 50.00% | |
canoworms | 31 | 50.00% | |
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07-10-2018, 04:14 PM | #1 |
You gotta kill a few people
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07-10-2018, 04:21 PM | #2 |
Needs more middle fingers
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No idea. But i've played so much football on the beach that it's like 2nd nature. My beach-footwork is dialed in.
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07-10-2018, 09:35 AM | #3 |
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I think people are underestimating the bone of a large ape.
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07-10-2018, 09:46 AM | #4 |
Needs more middle fingers
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You know how you can tell i won this fight?
Canoworms isn't even here. Because he's dead. Because i killed him. On the beach. With rocks.
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07-10-2018, 01:48 PM | #5 |
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There is something to be said for one of the competitors making compelling arguments while there is crickets from the other competitor
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07-10-2018, 09:48 AM | #6 |
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The BB gun is ****ing worthless. CP sucks monkey nuts at gladiator voting
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07-10-2018, 09:52 AM | #7 |
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BONE OF A LARGE APE!
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07-10-2018, 10:01 AM | #8 |
Needs more middle fingers
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I'm dual wielding a pair of rocks, bro. Rock is more dense than bone.
His bone will hurt, sure, assuming he can land a clean shot. But my rocks will cave your skull in.
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07-10-2018, 10:08 AM | #9 |
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I think you should get points for your thrilling and sexy description of the event. But I just like saying bone of a large ape too much to vote for you.
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07-10-2018, 09:53 AM | #10 |
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I think the eye patch is important here. It makes it harder to aim and also harder to fight hand to hand. However, a shot or two with the BB gun early on will slow detoxing down by a few percentage points, and an ape thigh bone and BB gun butt has more range than a pair of rocks. It's a tough match, but I think canoworms will have more range in his attacks.
But wait - will the stars be an equivalent force to the BB gun? Possibly so. They'll hurt more if they hit.
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07-10-2018, 09:59 AM | #11 |
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He has one eye and he's supposed to be accurate with a bb gun? He'll end up getting his head smashed in with a rock. But this is CP.....so Detox loses.
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07-10-2018, 10:00 AM | #12 |
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He gets a good eye shot with the stars and it's over
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07-10-2018, 10:19 AM | #13 |
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I need to know if canoworms is right-eye or left-eye dominant
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07-10-2018, 10:28 AM | #14 |
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Yeah, actually, that's no shit. I'm left eye dominant, but right handed. I shoot right handed, but I could manage just fine using my left eye to aim.
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07-10-2018, 02:39 PM | #15 |
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This ones really a tossup. I’ll go detoxing because he made me laugh.
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