The Lurker 500 - Page 16

**RockChalk** · 03-17-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Anybody know who the poster is who FAX dubbed Black Jack Sausage?

Black Jack Savage? who was also believed to be John Matrix if I'm not mistaken

**Skip Towne** · 03-17-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RockChalk

Black Jack Savage? who was also believed to be John Matrix if I'm not mistaken

Yep. FAX changed it to Sausage. I think both are Hamas Jenkins.

**RockChalk** · 03-17-2008, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Still on the board.
5. Who is the poster who admitted discussing anal sex with his daughters, but son needed a little coaching on the planet?

I believe this is Royc75 and his son goes by a similar name, Royr17. The thread is in the hall of classics where his son asks for advice on how to know if a girl is in to him and if she is ready to have sex with him.

There is also a similar thread about the day the son got married.

Bonus points...I actually hope I count for a lurker, but I may not. I've been checking out this site since about 2004, at the suggestion of my brother. I graduated from KU in '04 and am employed as an accountant in the KC area. Huge fan of the Jayhawks, Royals and Chiefs, with my only non-KC team being the OSU Cowboys.

**Iowanian** · 03-17-2008, 08:05 PM

+2 Rockchalk

+1 cjrr....a squirrel will indeed eat your brains!

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Originally Posted by RockChalk

I believe this is Royc75 and his son goes by a similar name, Royr17. The thread is in the hall of classics where his son asks for advice on how to know if a girl is in to him and if she is ready to have sex with him.

There is also a similar thread about the day the son got married.

Bonus points...I actually hope I count for a lurker, but I may not. I've been checking out this site since about 2004, at the suggestion of my brother. I graduated from KU in '04 and am employed as an accountant in the KC area. Huge fan of the Jayhawks, Royals and Chiefs, with my only non-KC team being the OSU Cowboys.

I'm still waiting for answers on a couple of solid questions.

1. Name the player and his mother's handle who posted here for at least 2 seasons.

2. Which rival fans committed canibalism and one non-continental American and one non American. A savage beating ensued at the challenge of the newcomer.

**Dartgod** · 03-17-2008, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

+2 Rockchalk

+1 cjrr....a squirrel will indeed eat your brains!

I'm still waiting for answers on a couple of solid questions.

1. Name the player and his mother's handle who posted here for at least 2 seasons.

2. Which rival fans committed canibalism and one non-continental American and one non American. A savage beating ensued at the challenge of the newcomer.

This one is still up for grabs as well.

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

A couple of years ago, one of the original Planeteers attempted to set a new world record. Unfortunately, his attempt was prematurely abandoned.

Who was the Planet member and what record was he attempting to break?

**RockChalk** · 03-17-2008, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

+2 Rockchalk

did I get the one about John Matrix correct? post is on page 16

dtforever · 03-18-2008, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

1. Name the player and his mother's handle who posted here for at least 2 seasons.

Mikhael Ricks' mom posted here as Ethelyn.

**Iowanian** · 03-18-2008, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dtforever

Mikhael Ricks' mom posted here as Ethelyn.

sweet 8lb baby Jesus, we have a winnah.

dtforever +1

Michael Ricks(WR/TE) mother, Etheylyn posted on Chiefsplanet fairly regularly. For the most part, she was treated respectfully and with kid gloves, even though his play on the field was was about as good as an under sugared-diabetic with severe Parkinsons diseason and Tourettes Syndrome playing Jenga. She eventually left and followed him to Detroit boards, stopping in occasionally.

It is rumored that other Chiefs players lurk and I've heard of 1 who may have posted.

**Dartgod** · 03-17-2008, 10:01 AM

A couple of years ago, one of the original Planeteers attempted to set a new world record. Unfortunately, his attempt was prematurely abandoned.

Who was the Planet member and what record was he attempting to break?

kindra68 · 03-17-2008, 10:02 AM

Wasn’t that TommyKat behind the washing machine?
And
The “why do some people do it in the butt” thread?? i need to go look up who started it though
And the comma queen was chiefs4me or bakedbeans4me

**Iowanian** · 03-17-2008, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by kindra68

Wasn’t that TommyKat behind the washing machine?
And
The “why do some people do it in the butt” thread?? i need to go look up who started it though
And the comma queen was chiefs4me or bakedbeans4me

+2 Kindra68

Tommykat indeed fell and became stuck behind the washing machine. Are you familiar with her other planet-history fall, which I believe was the weekend of a 37forever gathering?

the coma queen is indeed c4me.

Chief Wiggum · 03-17-2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

+2 Kindra68

Tommykat indeed fell and became stuck behind the washing machine. Are you familiar with her other planet-history fall, which I believe was the weekend of a 37forever gathering?

the coma queen is indeed c4me.

If anyone want to read this thread: it's in the Hall of Classics.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=66519

TK's original post:
"Phone fell behind the washer, what to do? Me? go after it...wrong mistake of my life!!!!
I was ass up amd finally got to the phone somewhat. I mean arse really up in the air. I finally fell behind the washer and was unable to move till I was able to reach the phone to call papa. By the time he got here I had fallen all the way behind the washer. Kodak moment was missed. I do hurt now. Just glad he lives close.

Chit, I only broke 2 nails. Dam I feel old/ abused and used. If you don't see me this weekend TK is in bed recouping"

Still looking for the hotel falling...

kindra68 · 03-17-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

+2 Kindra68

Tommykat indeed fell and became stuck behind the washing machine. Are you familiar with her other planet-history fall, which I believe was the weekend of a 37forever gathering?

the coma queen is indeed c4me.

not sure, i think i remember reading about it
Do you realize how much I have drank in the past couple of years?

ROYC75 · 03-17-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

+2 Kindra68

Tommykat indeed fell and became stuck behind the washing machine. Are you familiar with her other planet-history fall, which I believe was the weekend of a 37forever gathering?

the coma queen is indeed c4me.

Uh, would that be the bar stool incident ?

**Iowanian** · 03-17-2008, 11:07 AM

A subjective question for the Lurkers.

What, in your opinion has been the single most brutal beatdown during your Chiefsplanet Existence? What is you most "holy $h@t did he/she just say that" moment?

Veterans can participate here.....we're looking for defining, "holy shit we'll talk about that in 3 years" moments.

03-17-2008, 10:01 AM	#9
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03-17-2008, 10:02 AM	#10
kindra68 blonde Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: I'm lost, again Casino cash: $9995567	Wasn’t that TommyKat behind the washing machine? And The “why do some people do it in the butt” thread?? i need to go look up who started it though And the comma queen was chiefs4me or bakedbeans4me
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03-17-2008, 11:07 AM	#15
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4658454	A subjective question for the Lurkers. What, in your opinion has been the single most brutal beatdown during your Chiefsplanet Existence? What is you most "holy $h@t did he/she just say that" moment? Veterans can participate here.....we're looking for defining, "holy shit we'll talk about that in 3 years" moments.
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