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Old 04-16-2021, 01:03 PM  
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Men Demand Reparations From Women Due To Eve Eating The Apple
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Men Demand Reparations From Women Due To Eve Eating The Apple



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WORLD—The men of the world are demanding reparations from the women of the world after realizing all their problems stem from Eve taking a bite of the fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil over 5,999 years ago.

"Eve, the ancestor of all women, ruined everything for us," said Carl McGuinness of Provo, Utah, at a press conference Friday. "We demand payment for the sin and death that rained down upon the human race after the first woman went ahead and took a bite of the forbidden fruit."

"This is merely leveling the playing field from all the inequity that women have caused through their ancestor less than 6,001 years ago."

After calculating the damages stemming from Eve's bite out of the fruit, men have determined they are owed some $593,000,000,000,000,000. As they realize this will take some time to pay back, they have stated they are graciously willing to take payment in the form of sandwiches for the time being.

At publishing time, men had withdrawn their request since women pointed out that if Adam had been there to lead his wife as the head of the household, Satan probably wouldn't have been able to trick her.
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Old 04-17-2021, 11:32 AM   #61
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All your bravado aside, all we have to do is show tits or tears to get you do whatever we want.

I'm saying we very broadly.
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Old 04-17-2021, 11:39 AM   #62
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Old 04-17-2021, 04:00 PM   #64
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Men raise boys that become men.
Women raise boys that become grown-up boys.
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Old 04-17-2021, 05:20 PM   #65
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This fully encapsulates BEPs batshit insane worldview.
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Old 04-17-2021, 05:27 PM   #66
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This fully encapsulates BEPs batshit insane worldview.
She's actually spot on though, women have been ruling our roost in 1001 different ways since the dawn of time... women wield enormous, untold influence in our world
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Old 04-17-2021, 06:25 PM   #67
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I'm not going complain I mean t he women get periods and we don't.


But then again we have to put up with them when they are on their period so I don't know which would be worse ??





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I'm not going complain I mean t he women get periods and we don't.





But then again we have to put up with them when they are on their period so I don't know which would be worse ??











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Women getting periods is between them and God.

Men have nothing to do with that, yet we're still the ones who invented the sanitary napkin, the tampon, and the pain medications that alleviate cramps.

And, yet, we still bear the brunt. We built all of civilization, including products that alleviate women's natural suffering, yet here we are, being talked down to by women that only survive and thrive by the inventions and continued maintenance of infrastructure by men.
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She's actually spot on though, women have been ruling our roost in 1001 different ways since the dawn of time... women wield enormous, untold influence in our world
At this point, they've eaten all the apples & burned the Orchard to the ground.
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Women getting periods is between them and God.

Men have nothing to do with that, yet we're still the ones who invented the sanitary napkin, the tampon, and the pain medications that alleviate cramps.

And, yet, we still bear the brunt. We built all of civilization, including products that alleviate women's natural suffering, yet here we are, being talked down to by women that only survive and thrive by the inventions and continued maintenance of infrastructure by men.
"we"

Let's be clear here, bud, you haven't invented or "built" a ****ing thing.
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This fully encapsulates BEPs batshit insane worldview.
It was tongue n' cheek.

Perhaps, you might rent a sense of humor.
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Old 04-18-2021, 09:23 AM   #75
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Men raise boys that become men.
Women raise boys that become grown-up boys.
Nah, even working women still do most of the work at home. And they usually get custody in divorces.

The male species has been suckling at our breasts since infancy.
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