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Bills fan arrested for throwing sex toy
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...-toy-on-field/
It’s a tradition that is truly unlike any other. In 2016, a Bills fan threw a sex toy onto the field during a game against the Patriots. Inscribed on the device? “Brady’s dildo.” It happened again last year when the Patriots played the Bills in Buffalo. Last night, at least three were spotted. Maybe more. And one led to an arrest. According to WKBW, 34-year-old Michael Abdallah was charged with disorderly conduct for allegedly throwing a dildo on the field during the 25-6 loss to the Patriots. Abdallah actually spent the night in jail before pleading not guilty. He was released on $250 cash bail or $1,000 bond. Abdallah’s next court appearance will happen on December 4. The next dildo-toss likely will occur at some point in 2019, when the Patriots return to Buffalo. |
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Until "hate crime" is challenged it stands.
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10-30-2018, 07:08 PM | #3 |
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You know I've only been to Buffalo a couple times. Once in 2002 or 2003 I was going through security at the Airport there and and the gal in front of me kept having here bag go in and out of the machine. Then the TSA tells her there is a suspicious object in her bag. She's young, kinda pissy, and then opens up her bag pulls out her giant dildo and yells, "is it my vibrator that's setting your machine off?"
Never laughed so hard in my life. My wife was in the other lane and asked what took so long, so I told her that security was alerted by the size of this gals dildo. She still doesn't believe me. |
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10-30-2018, 07:13 PM | #4 |
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I agree with the anti-Patriots sentiment, but disagree with wasting a sex toy. There are women in India who are sex-starving.
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I'm no Rain Man but I've done the math on this and no, there isn't...
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10-30-2018, 07:18 PM | #6 |
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What a waste of a fan base.
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10-30-2018, 07:22 PM | #7 |
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How did he get caught? Whitey narc him out? ****ing tattle tale, three one in every crowd.
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10-30-2018, 07:24 PM | #8 |
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Brady reportedly picked the dildo up. He plans to use it to spice up his makeout sessions with his son.
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10-30-2018, 07:25 PM | #9 |
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10-30-2018, 07:43 PM | #11 |
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Well...good point. But statistically speaking, there have to be a few, right? There are probably 10,000 women a month who are widowed in bus crashes and scything accidents.
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10-30-2018, 07:52 PM | #12 |
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Let’s check with our dildo expert OaklandHater about the call on the field.
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10-30-2018, 07:56 PM | #13 |
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Did Brady chip his tooth on it?
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How the hell did he get it in the stadium?
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